I'd get in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime for 100m. He's scared of a 9-5, every single fucking day of the year. That's a real man's work. You guys act like fighters are hugely successful people ... I feel sorry for them. Like the Roman gladiators, these motherfuckers are slaves. They destroy themselves for our amusement. They're human cock fighters rich people get drunk and watch with a twisted primal dirty pleasure. Please, please stop acting like cage fighters are the ones who have shit figured out. These men should not be your heroes. Your pops who woke his ass up every morning to go to work and sacrificed for you should be your hero. Conor is a plumber who couldn't hack it. Conor is a slave. Sure, he got beat up by a misogynistic woman beater for 100m. He's a lucky exception that he was actually able to make some money. But don't get shit twisted, these men fight each other for our enjoyment because they didn't have the minds or will for college and actual meaningful work. I don't admire cage fighters, they're like Siamese fighting fish or dog fights. They sacrifice their mental and physical health for our entertainment.
Edit: I drank one too many beers watching the playoffs. Oh well.