Which Zombie Apocalypse Scenario Would You Rather Be In?

[John Wang]

A: A universe where zombies walk like the do in TWD, but the only weapon you have is a knife

B: A universe where zombies sprint like Dawn of the Dead or 28 Days, but you have a semi-auto handgun with unlimited ammo

• There are 30% more zombies in the universe where they only walk.
• You're the only survivor left.
• You cannot use any other weapon other than the knife or the pistol. If you try, it just disappears.

Which would you pick?

 

[TrippleOG]

the one where i bash your face in a with a chained baseball bat.

 

[John Wang]

the one where i bash your face in a with a chained baseball bat.

I almost put that as a third option!!

 

[Shael]

A world with slow ass zombies with paper mache skulls, and hot women. TWD

 

[Hogey]

I don't like you

 

[John Wang]

I don't like you

Well at least the feeling isn't mutual!

 

[John Wang]

A world with slow ass zombies with paper mache skulls, and hot women. TWD

Fuarkkinng HNNNNGG

 

[Zer]

I tried stabbing myself the last time I had to read a Zombie Apocalypse thread and it fucking wrecked. Give me a gun this time

 

[I Am Legion]

The world is already ruined by the living, fuck the dead.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

This is going to be more one-sided than the Which Is Better, Predator or Predators? poll from a few years ago.

@Zookeeper Gabe

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I'll take the 30% less zombies and unlimited ammo

Sprinters are still much slower then survivors

 

[John Wang]

I'll take the 30% less zombies

Sprinters are still much slower then survivors

We finally have a beast! You are now the gentleman of the apocalypse

 

[Protectandserve]

What kind of knife are we talking here?
Like some shitty Swiss Army knife or a freaking Rambo/Crocodile Dundee one?

 

[John Wang]

What kind of knife are we talking here?
Like some shitty Swiss Army knife or a freaking Rambo/Crocodile Dundee one?

Butterfly knife

 

[Y2Khaos]

I'd go with walkers. With sprinters you might have the gun but you'd have to accurately hit them while they are running at you full speed. It would be hard to out run them because you would get tired and they wouldn't.

 

[choke you]

In a world where the dead are dead

 

[John Wang]

I'd go with walkers. With sprinters you might have the gun but you'd have to accurately hit them while they are running at you full speed. It would be hard to out run them because you would get tired and they wouldn't.

My thoughts eggs zach lee

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I would favor an apocalypse with 10 times more walkers, than one with Sprinters.

Those bastards don't get tired, and their speed makes it harder to land a headshot.

 

[Fight To Win]

A world with slow ass zombies with paper mache skulls, and hot women. TWD

And everyone somehow looks great without ever seeming to take showers, or brush their teeth, or do their hair.

 

[RayA]

The advantage to the gun is that you can kill yourself easily before being eaten alive.