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Which woman would you marry?

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Hanging out with my best friend and talking about deep stuff go me thinking about life choices, specifically the women we've each ended up with. So as a break from GoT-threads, which woman would you choose as your life partner. In this scenario, you are 40 like my buddy and I, and you and your wife have got 3 kids (as we both have). Sorry, no pics, use your damn imaginations:

Woman A:
Quite attractive, with a slender body that refuses to give out even as she reaches her mid-30'ies. A solid 7.5 and rising as other women her age gain weight or lose their looks.
Smart and more interested in books than pop culture. Will watch comedy shows with you, but has no interest in GoT, Marvel or sports etc. Wants you to put down your phone and read in the evenings.
Sensitive, prone to bad moods once in a while.
Not very sociable, has few friends and isn't interested in hanging out with other people. Very loyal to you and says you are the only adult she really enjoys spending time with.
Her dad is quite wealthy and willing to help you out, but her family is difficult to be around.

Woman B:
Pretty face, but has always been somewhat overweight, especially now that she is getting close to 40. Maybe only a 5.5 or so.
Super easy going and great to be around. Good sense of humour. Almost always in a good mood.
Above average intelligence and into most of the things you probably like: GoT, Marvel and sports. She will even watch your favourite team play when you are hanging out with the guys and call you in when they score so you can watch the replay.
A real social being, you have a wide circle of friends that you both hang out with yet she has your back and helps you look good in front of friends/aquaintances.
Her folks are lower middle class and live far away. But when you visit they are really nice and helpful people.

I know that this post is a bit long, but I thought it might be fun to flex those sherdog brains and feels a bit. Which girl would you go with and why?

Edit: since some people are running with this I better clarify some stuff. Both women are college educated and make decent livings. The difference in wealth is in their family backgrounds. Also, just assume both women enjoy having sex even after all these years. Finally, no you can't have both women as they don't really get along.
 
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Lady A for sure
I don’t like GOT either and I don’t really need or want any more irl friends
 
Don’t get married, it sucks the energy right out of you.
 
Whichever has the smaller chance of cheating, filing for divorce, take half your shit, and you owe her alimony forever, and child support until each kid turns 18.
 
Well, you are Steerpike. Known for your cruelty and vaulting ambition. I guess A was pretty much a given for you.
Seems like the type who would really get behind me with my general day to day scheming
 
Whichever has the smaller chance of cheating, filing for divorce, take half your shit, and you owe her alimony forever, and child support until each kid turns 18.

Neither of these women are likely to ever do that, I think. I've been with my woman almost 15 years, and my buddy has been with his for 12 and both relationships are going strong. You never know, but for this question just assume that this is 4 lyfe.
 
''A'' because GoT is wank, I don't own a phone to put down in the first place and Marvel is for children
 
A sounds pretty good for marriage if you are into that whole thing i guess
 
A leading so far. I wonder what would happen if the looks score was more even or reversed...

Well, this being sherdog, I don't wonder all that much, tbf.

Edit: score becoming more even as thread has grown...
 
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I'll take a 7.5 that doesn't give a shit abut GoT/Marvel with a rich dad over a 5.5 who does like GoT/Marvel any day.

Comic book/fantasy shows are irrelevant to me.
 
Do your wives even suspect you homos are leaving them?
 
A sounds like my wife, except she gained a few pounds having kids and is slowly losing them. Also she likes all the game of thrones stuff etc. Both options sound good!
 
I like that my wife doesn’t watch and like everything with me. It gets me and her alone time. So A.
 
A. Easy choice. I don’t like being around people either.
 
A sounds like my ex and a few months ago I probably would've picked A. But now I gravitate more towards B.

A sounds a little too high maintenance for my taste. Even if B is not super attractive, sex can be great and she sounds like fun for sex while I can picture A having a headache and not being in the mood most of the time.
 
A sounds like my wife, except she gained a few pounds having kids and is slowly losing them. Also she likes all the game of thrones stuff etc. Both options sound good!

Agreed. I thought it was fairly even the way I set it up, but I guess looks matter a lot to guys. Kinda wish I'd made it a 7 vs a 6 now...
 

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