Which of these two options would you pick? (option brahs gtfih)

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1 adn its not even close.

my browser history would be embarrassing but not too bad. Wife knows aobut the trannies. I would lose a friend or two over my Israel opinions on here though.
You are a man of life and I respect that.
 
I'll take #1.
Sloots, asian midgets, grannies and trannies will flock to me afterwards when I'm famous.
I'd be living the dream.
 
this needed to be a poll
 
I think most people would choose not to die,but a better option would be to avoid having the prez spill the beans you have to pack your shit and leave. Fuck off to another country. I know alot of people that would never wanna leave america. Me? im kinda about it...
 
Of course i wouldnt take option 2 !! are you crazy ? ... so that leaves me with only option 1 , but if id take it i would most probably be executed or putted in jail for life by my own government , on the grounds of me being some sort of anti-government extremist with kamikaze tendencies.
So realistically , i only have one option left ...
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... seeyaa ...o_O
 
Of course i wouldnt take option 2 !! are you crazy ? ... so that leaves me with only option 1 , but if id take it i would most probably be executed or putted in jail for life by my own government , on the grounds of me being some sort of anti-government extremist with kamikaze tendencies.
So realistically , i only have one option left ...
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... seeyaa ...o_O


Option 3 - Parkour, is not an option!! :D
 
1. The country has a State of the Union type address, but all the president does is read your browser history to everyone..everything - mobile browsing, tablet browsing, desktop browsing, incognito mode browsing, etc.. Everyone will be tuning in to see this. A picture of you will be displayed during the reading, along with your name.

OR

2.
You die in 5 years. If you try and tell anyone or hint at the fact that you're going to die, you'll die instantly.

1

Ain't no shame in my game.

It would sound like Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller, only he'd be saying "Sherdog...sherdog...sherdog...."
 
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I would honestly be embarrassed about how boring my search history and such is.
 
Ill get lucky with the midget grannies once my hbrowser history is public. Win!
 
#1 for me. The only embarrassing part would be just how boring my browsing history is.
 
Option 1 and I am proud of my perversions. Incognito mode is for wimps. I would be grinning ear to ear in the picture they posted. So what if I like videos of midget woman being used as toilets by Dominican amputees? We all have our fetishes.
 
Many Americans would be thanking me for all the amazing sites I'd visited for totally legally downloaded movies, pr0nz, and humor.
 
Option 1 and I am proud of my perversions. Incognito mode is for wimps. I would be grinning ear to ear in the picture they posted. So what if I like videos of midget woman being used as toilets by Dominican amputees? We all have our fetishes.
Who is that in your AV?
 
I have no idea, I stole it from someone on here years ago. It was in a P& M thread where they were giving everyone Santa hats.

I think I remember the other person that had this AV and I've always hated it for some reason lolol. The santa hat makes it better
 
Hmmmmm, just how far back would the Internet search history be? 5 days? 5 months?

Around the time of the Belgium airport bombing I was using every curse word in the book to describe Muslims. I'd have a fatwa on me.
 
ITS WHAT I CHOOSE!

seiously though,there have been people who have murdered other people and the whole world knows,and they still somehow live their lives after that, the world is a big place and life moves on.

look at michael vick even,

O.J., is that you? They have the internets in nevada prisons?
 
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