Which of these curses would you rather have?

[John Wang]

A: Any eye-contact results wiping that person's memory clean.

B: Any eye-contact results in aging that person 10 years per second.

For both choices:

• If you go blind, you die
• If you try looking through any sort of VR glasses or any other apparatus, the curse will still occur for whoever you are looking at if they are also looking at you

 

[John Wang]

@RayA, why?

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

I'm afflicted with too big a dick.

Sometimes its terrible. I have to hold onto every time I sit on the pot, otherwise it's liable to fall in and snake the toilet.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'd just go blind and die.

 

[RayA]

@RayA, why?

Both are shitty and would require me to avoid eye contact at all times.
It just becomes a matter of which may be more useful to me.
A. You didn't see anything.
B. I disintegrate them into dust with prolonged staring.
Now that I think about it, both could be useful in robbing a bank or various other crimes, but at least I'm not killing people with A.

 

[RayA]

I'm afflicted with too big a dick.

Sometimes its terrible. I have to hold onto every time I sit on the pot, otherwise it's liable to fall in and snake the toilet.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

It's a curse on the commode I tell ya.

 

[Matt4786]

I guess B. Go hard or go home.

 

[John Wang]

Good picks, boyos

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Would just put blindfolds on... Thats not going blind, thats just covering your eyes aka closing them.

But I would choose wiping their memories clean.

 

[RedRocket44]

C. The curse of "if I stare at OP he stops making shitty threads"

 

[The Clamburglar]

What if these curses is the true reason that this broad blinded herself?

 

[SherdogGoat]

A sounds like a good choice for a rapist, B sounds like a good choice for a

 

[John Wang]

C. The curse of "if I stare at OP he stops making shitty threads"

Or i can make a thread where your stink cheeks get clapped by me on the daily!

 

[RayA]

A sounds like a good choice for a rapist, B sounds like a good choice for a

Is it still philia if she has the mind of a 12 year old but the body of a 22 year old?
Edit: Wtf am I even asking?