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Well then explain this, when tom cruise kills the 2 or 3 white guys robbing Jamie Foxx, why does he call them "homies"
The same reason Arnold's Terminator says "Fuck you, asshole."
I've neve cared for the ending of collateral and never will [...] Collateral however is a good movie at best. Never loved it Never will

In what way does it fit?
The way I explained. In what way(s) doesn't it?
The ending only works if you force yourself to believe fox can kill cruise. Nothing in the movie leads you to believe this.
Everything in the movie does, actually. Cruise can't adapt, he can't change, he's disciplined to a fault and isn't able to roll with shooting in the dark between train doors. He does what he always does like a computer: Dead center, two to the chest, one to the head. Foxx, meanwhile, just closes his eyes and plays jazz, firing left and right between the windows and hitting Cruise. Added to which, Cruise's fate is perfectly in keeping with his nihilistic philosophy ("There's no reason; there's no good reason, there's no bad reason to live or to die.") hence the full circle "Think anybody'll notice?" question he puts to Foxx before dying.
I promise you, the movie is note perfect. You can not like it just like you can not like other great art like Beethoven's 9th, the Mona Lisa, and Stairway to Heaven, but whether it's your cup of tea or not, the movie is rock solid.
It's called watching the movie.
Indeed. You should try it
If nobody complained about the ending after 30 classes then you are lying.
Some have thought it was boring, some don't like action movies, some couldn't follow the plot, but nobody's ever complained that the ending "doesn't fit" (nor has anyone lamented the fact that Foxx doesn't end up in handcuffs). From memory, the only "complaints" if you can call them that is some students have expressed the desire to have seen more, either Foxx and Pinkett Smith going to the cops and explaining everything (someone in an online class wrote that in their discussion board review) or an epilogue with them together (I remember a student in an in-person class saying that). Sorry to burst your bubble, but I train my students to be smarter viewers than the average Sherdogger
Needed something more crafty
Mann was plenty crafty, as evidenced by the number of people whose heads his ending apparently went over.
Yes it's a classic trope but it means nothing if its not executed well, which is something you are completely looking past.
So because a random cab driver was able to conjure his inner jazz playing tenets he was able to out fox and out shoot an elite hit man head to head?
This is the kind of pseudo intellectual nonsense that passes for modern film analysis which I often see in those pretentious video essays on youtube where they try and dress up any old nonsense as high level art when in reality its just dumb. Under no circumstances should Foxx's character been able to defeat Cruise head to head, zero, none, should have been completely off limits. Cruise just standing there in the open shooting blindly through a door like an untrained moron, completely contradicted the character that was portrayed for the whole movie, it was just not plausible and dumb no matter how hard you try and dress it up. He went out cheaply in dumb fashion which let down the movie. It means nothing for the hero to vanquish the ultimate villain if he slips on a banana skin, which is what basically happened. It was a cookie cutter ending that you would expect to see in some silly B movie late at night.
It was logically inconsistent and violated the suspension of disbelief. You are missing the forest for the trees if you are just focusing on the themes. It has to work on a nuts and bolts level first.
I know you're a contrarian troll and I don't take you seriously, yet you want so badly for me to engage you as if I respect your opinion. I don't, so I won't. But by all means, keep trying.

