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Which fighter tested positive and blamed it on a Brazilian fruit?

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  1. Ogata Silver Belt

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    Years ago a fighter got busted for ped and he said that there is a rare fruit that grows in Brazil that increases testosterone like crazy.

    Someone posted a pic and the tree did look freaky as hell. Not sure if claim is accurate.
     
  2. giovanni_ss Taeyeon Belt

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    Idk about that TS, but you think Paulo Costa's secret juice might contain some of it?

     
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  3. FlyingDeathKick Silver Belt

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  4. Reign009 Not sure if serious.

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    Probably Jon Jones.
     
  5. Ogata Silver Belt

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    It looked similar in color but I remember it as big as an apple and the tree did not look like a willow tree. Fruits were growing even on the roots not just the leaves.

    It looked freaky.
     
  6. Slatersan Black Belt

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    A little acai and a little Jesus is all you need to win any gi Jiu jitsu tournament.
     
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  7. charalsias Brown Belt

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    Stronk and Jacket!

    One day a fighter who pops,should excuse their high test levels by pointing at their junk and saying "DEEZ NUTS" are at fault!
     
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  9. Goatenstein Black Belt

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    A nice side to Canelo's tainted beef.
     
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  10. Aluminati It deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell.

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    Sean Sherk blamed his failed test on the machine being tainted by Hermes Franca's urine. Close enough?
     
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    frank mir blamed his positive by eating tainted kangaroo meat. close enough?
     
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  12. witt1021 Blue Belt

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    jon jones blamed his positive on viagra/cialis. close enough? this excuse was already used by anderson silva! ha nice try jones.
     
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    wanderlei silva ran out the back door on his drug test. fuck even taking it. close enough?
     
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    chad mendes blamed his failed test on his psoriasis. close enough?
     
  15. DRstrange don't do weed

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    Those Brazilian Tren Fruits are no joke.
     
  16. Ogata Silver Belt

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    Marcelo Garcia mentioned this fruit ad well. It's suppose to raise test levels like crazy.

    Sean proved his innocence. I think he naturally had a high test levels or he took super low dosage which was below the standard.



    This incident was during the time when Jon was coming up.

    Chad always comes up with different excuses. Still an impressive fighter despite his bad genetics.
     
  17. Aluminati It deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell.

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    No doubt on Sherk. He was an animal in the gym, and his court case exposed the CSAC pretty badly. Just thought I'd take a subtle dig at a purple-haired Brazilian fruit like Hermes Franca.
     

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