Which dog breed are you: MMA edition

[Saku'sEar]

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[justalurker]

Holy shit, you've nailed i!

 

[tat2man5k]

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Gold. Pure gold.

 

[justalurker]

A level athlete in the sport going neck and neck with soccer

 

[tat2man5k]

This is hilarious. I legit can't stop laughing at these.

 

[tat2man5k]

Not nearly as good as the rest of you guys but here's mine:

 

[jeff7b9]

... Jesus

 

[wearetheromans]

Is that a daniff or just pure Dane? Looks like my doggo, except she's a fair bit smaller, being a female. Daniff though, great dogs.

 

[champbless2]

 

[Marko Polo]

Another
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There’s always one

 

[PurpleStorm]

Thanks for the laughs. Keep it up folks!

These threads are my favorite because they are lighthearted and no one takes themselves too seriously. I'm more wordsmith than shooper so I'll contribute a parody list of thread titles.

Is I.M. Pei the Thomas Hearns of architecture?
What Conor tweeted today gets me excited
My pet goat
So and so ain't goaty
Who is the Usman of tenor saxophone?

 

[Black Paladin]

Creativity 9.8/10

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

 

[1pedestrian]

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

 

[Anewt]

Poor dog if not photoshopped

What the fuck dinosaur is that ?

Holy fucks

Not photo shopped . Apparently has a good quality of life still .
This Whippet Is NOT A Pro Body Builder, So Why The Big Muscles?

At first glance, you may think that Wendy is a Pitbull or a Mastiff with a really tiny head. Or maybe that she’s been hitting the gym and the Power Pump XL a bit too hard. But Wendy is 100% Whippet. She just happens to have twice the muscle mass of the average slender dog of her breed.



Wendy’s condition is referred to as Bully Whippet Syndrome because the same mutation has also been observed in cattle. The genetic syndrome occurs when the myostatin gene has two defective copies causing “double muscling”. Some Whippets have only a single defective copy of the gene and enjoy increased speed and musculature compared to those with normal myostatin genes.

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Just on a side note as well. Kangaroos are just buff creatures but apparently don't suffer from the same condition. Just buff for the ladies and fighting
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[spinup]

Is that a daniff or just pure Dane?

It's Stefan Struve.
No seriously, no idea, it's a google image dane

 

[spinup]

Pretty damn good one.

 

[wearetheromans]

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Is that a real screenshot?

Yikes, they did him dirty..

 

[AdamantiumPimmel]

My contribution:
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Yeah, I took the easy one. Looking forward to what you guys pick for Dana, lol.