Where do you buy your human breast milk?

[ralphc1]

Human breast milk is being sold online.
Selling Breast Milk Online Could Earn You $60 a Day There has been a shift to breast feeding and some mothers aren't able to. Some babies don't do well on formula and require human milk. What I didn't realize is that there is also a market for human milk for athletes.

The Really Weird Trend of Breast Milk as Energy Beverage | Outside ...

Far away from government oversight or official scrutiny, hundreds of gallons of breast milk flow through online classifieds, according to one of the leading online facilitators, OnlytheBreast.com. The site officially caters to mothers who want to sell their “liquid gold” (their language, not ours) to other women, but about a third of the requests for milk on the site are posted by men. The demand has set off an arms race among the 10 percent of women willing to sell their milk to the other sex. One St. Louis provider catering to athletes boasts that her milk is best because she adheres to a “Paleo-style diet with added grass-fed butter,” only organic foods, and a daily regimen of supplements including charcoal and probiotics.

I expect they can get more money selling to men than to those with a child. As they tout the advantages of their milk, wouldn't it be better the fresher it is? How would you know for certain where the milk came from? Will breast milk bars be springing up at health clubs and gyms? Maybe they will have the providers on hand so buyers can make a selection. I might be persuaded to check out the benefits of some nice fresh milk from a healthy provider.

 

[bushman505]

I don’t buy that shit.


I just knock up chicks then get it for free.

 

[Tamriel Terror]

 

[minute bull]

Spoiler: YOU SAVED THE DAYYYYY

 

[tru3f4n]

Spoiler: YOU SAVED THE DAYYYYY

so from a Cambodian immigrant in the Bronx

 

[minute bull]

I needs it straight from dat Bronx titty. I don't fucks with this online cutting it with Similac number one bullshit, bro.

 

[ralphc1]

I needs it straight from dat Bronx titty. I don't fucks with this online cutting it with Similac number one bullshit, bro.

Yet another good reason to make certain it comes directly from the source.

Another possible reason why women breast feed.

Breastfeeding is often at the center of controversy, from debates over nursing in public to "how old is too old." But there's one aspect of the act that feels so taboo, so intimate, women rarely mention it for fear of being shamed: Many moms become aroused while nursing, some even to the point of orgasm.

Many women feel sexually aroused while breastfeeding. So what?

 

[ookii]

Depends if the carton comes with a picture of the source

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Yet another good reason to make certain it comes directly from the source.

Another possible reason why women breast feed.

Many women feel sexually aroused while breastfeeding. So what?

Getting an orgasm from your kid is pretty gross

 

[Judge]

Human breast milk is being sold online.
Selling Breast Milk Online Could Earn You $60 a Day There has been a shift to breast feeding and some mothers aren't able to. Some babies don't do well on formula and require human milk. What I didn't realize is that there is also a market for human milk for athletes.

The Really Weird Trend of Breast Milk as Energy Beverage | Outside ...


I expect they can get more money selling to men than to those with a child. As they tout the advantages of their milk, wouldn't it be better the fresher it is? How would you know for certain where the milk came from? Will breast milk bars be springing up at health clubs and gyms? Maybe they will have the providers on hand so buyers can make a selection. I might be persuaded to check out the benefits of some nice fresh milk from a healthy provider.

I squeeze it out in the wild.

 

[ralphc1]

I don’t buy that shit.


I just knock up chicks then get it for free.

An 18 year loan for milk?

 

[minute bull]

I squeeze it out in the wild.

Organic!

Does that qualify as Free Range™ or Cage Free™?

 

[SRN]

My thoughts.... Breastfeeding is natural. Showing your swollen tit in the middle of the shopping mall is attention seeking. Buying human milk if you're not a desperate mother is fucking disgusting. I love tits.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Gross as fuck I hate lifting bros

 

[ralphc1]

Organic!

Does that qualify as Free Range™ or Cage Free™?

They should be Free Range.

Here's a woman that was still breast feeding her 9 year old son in 2014.

My son is now 9 years old and still going strong.

I love the bond it has created, we are like two peas in a pod! I still pick him up at lunch time to breast feed him. I'm just using them like god intended.

I have no intention of stopping any time soon.

9 years old and still breastfeeding - Breastfeeding-problems.com

 

[minute bull]

That nine year old now:

 

[MaureenCretis]

Had some last year while the wife was breastfeeding our second kid. Not unpleasant, if I’m honest, but did feel a bit weird. Which is probably why I enjoyed it so much.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

They should be Free Range.

Here's a woman that was still breast feeding her 9 year old son in 2014.


9 years old and still breastfeeding - Breastfeeding-problems.com

I think 9 is the cutoff point for incest

He is probably getting boners every time

 

[ralphc1]

76 Year Old Woman Kicked Out Of KFC For Breastfeeding Her 42 Year Old Son

A 76 year old woman has created much controversy last week, by breast-feeding her 42-year-old son in the middle of a KFC restaurant.

Many customers in the restaurant complained about the incident to management. Linda Berrety and her son Michael, were finally escorted out by the restaurant management.

But not before he fed on her for nearly 15 minutes

76 Year Old Woman Kicked Out Of KFC For Breastfeeding Her 42 ...

 

[minute bull]

What must the NSA be thinking about your fucking computer, Ralph? Fucking Ralph.