When Bears Attack

[The_Renaissance]

Genuinely had no idea they had bears in Japan.

 

[horc00]

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lay down

If it's black and white, it doesn't matter.

 

[High Test With da Best]

lol

my wife dude. You just calm yourself down.

Oh well then that makes it perfectly fine of course because you own her

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[Fury]

And if it’s white?


Goodnight.

True words

If it's white, you're food.

 

[DanSavage]

If it's black and white, it doesn't matter.

 

[horc00]

 

[koquerelle]

Easy fight for a sherdogger then.

Not for me. I would totally get killed.

 

[Kardashians]

ive lived my disney princess delusions all my life, approaching wildlife and living to tell the tales. but even through my delulu i know that if i ever stumble upon a fucking bear i'm as good as dead. i can not charm the bears lol.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Except black bears can be brown too.

They really should come up with better names that don't specify color.

Like athletic and explosive bears.

Wouldn’t that be confusing since brown bears are usually the more explosive and athletic ones, whereas brown people are typically just programmers and engineers?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Wouldn’t that be confusing since brown bears are usually the more explosive and athletic ones, whereas brown people are typically just programmers and engineers?

We could call black bears Khabib bears, and brown bears will be Ubereem bears.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

We could call black bears Khabib bears, and brown bears will be Ubereem bears.

That’s confusing too. Both Khabib and Ubereem would kill you.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Not for me. I would totally get killed.

lol, as would 99% of us.
I know I would, I’ve been hurting lately and my 3yr old grandson was able to take me out just by making me move my head too quickly haha, getting old sucks

 

[wwkirk]

Not a joke anymore! People gettin' seriously mauled over there!

According to data cited by the Japan Times, at least 12 people have been killed and more than 100 others injured nationwide this year

Japan deploys military after record bear attacks across country

Bear attacks in Japan reach historic levels as poor harvests and shrinking hunter population create wildlife crisis in northern prefectures like Akita and Fukushima.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Osculater]

Well, fvck it they got to eat too

 

[Listen Al Gaib]

Japan is home to the worst bear attack incident in history. Stuff of nightmares.

Sankebetsu brown bear incident - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org