When Bears Attack

[wwkirk]

Due to a series of bear attacks, one Japanese prefecture are holding Bear Drills.

Police officials host 'bear drills’ following string of bear attacks

Multiple bear attacks in Japan have led to injuries and school disruptions, causing authorities to implement safety drills featuring simulated encounters and medical response training.

www.foxnews.com

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lay down

 

[wwkirk]

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lay down

While they are obviously dangerous, Japanese bears are about half the size of American black bears.

 

[Fedorgasm]

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lay down

Except black bears can be brown too.

They really should come up with better names that don't specify color.

Like athletic and explosive bears.

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

While they are obviously dangerous, Japanese bears are about half the size of American black bears.

You think you could take a 180 pound black bear breh?

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

While they are obviously dangerous, Japanese bears are about half the size of American black bears.

Easy fight for a sherdogger then.

 

[Fedorgasm]

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lay down

This was also the advice I got from my Mexican cell mate, though he was probably biased.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Except black bears can be brown too.

They really should come up with better names that don't specify color.

Like athletic and explosive bears.

No matter the color phase etc, it's still a black bear and the rule still applies

 

[wwkirk]

You think you could take a 180 pound black bear breh?

I'd have to train first.

 

[Captain Tenneal]

My friend Tojo got attacked by one of those japanese bears

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Pride should have made Bear vs Crocop... Would have been an instant classic.

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

I'd have to train first.

Just Keep the fight standing

 

[Brom Bones]

Due to a series of bear attacks, one Japanese prefecture are holding Bear Drills.

Police officials host 'bear drills’ following string of bear attacks

Multiple bear attacks in Japan have led to injuries and school disruptions, causing authorities to implement safety drills featuring simulated encounters and medical response training.

www.foxnews.com

Should have hired Bear Grylls to coordinate the bear drills.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, lay down

And if it’s white?


Goodnight.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

I once googled "bear attacks" and had safe search off - yikes, there were some brutal pics that came up of the aftermath of bear attacks.

 

[Tone C]

And if it’s white?


Goodnight.

If it's a white bear then it's a Polar bear ?

Polar bear kills British boy in Arctic

A polar bear has mauled a 17-year-old British boy to death and seriously injured four others in an attack on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen.

www.bbc.com

RIP Horatio Chappie.

 

[High Test With da Best]

dam, just leave out the white bears

Nice avatar that the woman definitely gave the photographer permission to post online

 

[ezikel315]

I can't find the video, but years back there was a clip of a bear in Japan getting hip tossed by a hiker who obviously knows judo. The bear then runs off because it conceded that was a clear ippon.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

@Osculater

 

[Kindjal]