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I prefer danga-da-danga-da-dang stab teh liver.
Sorry bang bang no I'm not
I prefer danga-da-danga-da-dang stab teh liver.
If you KTFO your opponent and break your hand it's an acceptable price to pay. What do you expect people to say, you break your hand and now the world ends?If you hit the wrong spot your hand will break and then what...
Any martial art where they don't spar is useless imo.
I went to a class once and a lot of it was "when you do this, they'll do that" which is fine but what if they don't do that and do something else.
You can't learn to swim without getting in the water.
That's why combat sports like Boxing, Judo etc often work better than so-called, "pure" martial arts who never pressure-test themselves with sparring.
Any martial art where they don't spar is useless imo.
I went to a class once and a lot of it was "when you do this, they'll do that" which is fine but what if they don't do that and do something else.
Krav Maga has the same problem all the mcdojo arts have. They use techniques like eye gouges and nut shots which you can't practice effectively on a live resisting opponent.
So it will never be as effective as a martial art where you CAN practice against a live resisting opponent, like Boxing, Muy Thai, BJJ, Judo, Sambo, etc.
Ok... so if you are standing still and someone comes up and grabs both your wrists and stands still like an asshole... you do this.
Now you try.
Congrats. Soon you will be a black belt in shit that will never happen jitsu do
That and it's not exactly a massive adjustment for someone who's trained kickboxing to just aim for the nuts instead if that's what they want to do.
I've had non training friends question my BJJ by saying they could just go for my eyes while ignoring the fact that I can also go for the eyes and put myself in a better position to go for the eyes.
My favourite is, "But if you had me in an armbar, I'd just bite your leg".
Yeah, in that scenario if you bite my leg, I'm breaking your fucking arm. I don't care if you're Hannibal Lecter, you're still coming off second best.
My favourite is people thinking they'd bite their way out of a rear naked choke. Imagine how painful it'd be trying to bite someone who then puts their entire squeezing force directly into your jaw through your open mouth.
Exactly. In the ultimate eye-gouging championship I would put my money on the guys that know boxing, BJJ, MT, over the krav maga guys.That and it's not exactly a massive adjustment for someone who's trained kickboxing to just aim for the nuts instead if that's what they want to do.
I've had non training friends question my BJJ by saying they could just go for my eyes while ignoring the fact that I can also go for the eyes and put myself in a better position to go for the eyes.
Yeah but in a real life situation Mike would magically flip to the floor like people do in Seagal movies.
Exactly. In the ultimate eye-gouging championship I would put my money on the guys that know boxing, BJJ, MT, over the krav maga guys.
Yes. I'm sure it goes something like that in the dream they have after a mugger like young Mike Tyson hits them in the back of the head with a wrench and runs their pockets.
Muggers being known for their strict adherence to ethics and all.
Actual useful self defense skills:
#1 stay out of the ghetto (and avoid shitty people in general)
#2 situational awareness
#3 RUN
#4 concealed carry or at least pepper spray
Actual fighting skills probably clock's in somewhere around 4-6.
That happens just before five other muggers form an orderly queue to attack them one by one before getting ragdolled by the wrist flips.
And if your woman gets attacked. Take a moment to ask yourself if you're truly happy with the relationship before jumping in.Actual useful self defense skills:
#1 stay out of the ghetto (and avoid shitty people in general)
#2 situational awareness
#3 RUN
#4 concealed carry or at least pepper spray
Actual fighting skills probably clock's in somewhere around 4-6.