What's your theory on why Jon Jones shaved his head?

He found a new way to cheat and it requires a bald head
I don't know what it is but I'm sure he'll reveal his dastardly scheme tomorrow
 
Last minute attempt to boost PPV by appealing to the bald demographic
 
So DC can see the fear in his own eyes reflected back off the top of Jon's dome...
 
He must have made a few aryan brotherhood friends in jail he's paying tribute to.
 
mind games

he's trying to look young to get into DC's head
 
It's the baddest man in combat sports look.

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This explains all Jones' bad behavior over the last while! Jones was out LIVING!

Now Jones is back, bald, and ready to get down to business. Motivated Penn? Chuck with the look in his eye? Sea Level Cain?

Nah, no one will be ready for Bald Bones Jones! I hope Cormier has all his affairs in order!

 
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Because Eleven is his favorite character from Stranger Things?
 
Besides sporting a new look, personally I think it's for him to avoid friction in clinches coz he knows DC will try to grab hold of him (neck or head) and he can slip out of it easily. There are times where little things can affect big time in a fight. That's just me. I mean he's not (yet) balding isn't he?

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He's a neo nazi, obviously
 
makes his face look bigger...at least some other logic goes with that
 




ohh shit check this one out, lol↓ the dad is hilarious
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He wants to eye-poke with his head, which now acts more like a thumb.

He promises a kid with cancer he would, and then he ran over that kid and PVZ with his car.

Wants a role in Fast and Furious 9: Pregnant for Justice.
 
DC mocked his afro. For one of the baddest men on the planet he's an insecure muthafucka.
 
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