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What's your Jiu-Jitsu animal?

The Wolverine. Just youtube Wolverine vs. Wolf or bear to see there game. Mean guard with nice sweeps and a pinning top game. Plus they are found in the North West, plus my high school mascot was a Wolverine, plus the kids who saved America from the Russians and Cubans were "WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!"

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Not that I have overwhelming strength (I'm more of an explosive guy than a strength player) but I'm pretty big (205 lbs), with a strong grip and am more agile than you'd expect given my size... So...

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The Honey Badger. Wins some, loses some. But always gets up, even after a cobra bite.
 
The Wolverine. Just youtube Wolverine vs. Wolf or bear to see there game. Mean guard with nice sweeps and a pinning top game. Plus they are found in the North West, plus my high school mascot was a Wolverine, plus the kids who saved America from the Russians and Cubans were "WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!"

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They are also one of the worst smelling creatures known to man. Lol hence the nick name skunk bear.

They're still hella sweet though

And honey badgers are even more sick
 
HEAVY GRAPPLER's sloth description was awesome - that would probably be me, but for the sake of this thread I'll post what other people have called me:

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I tend to crawl around people with my long limbs and tie them up. Plus I use a lot of spider-guard.
 
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Domesticated bear. I really want to run rampant and just go all out but instead use technique and think before I do.
 
Credit to TS for the original thread idea. I can't be arsed looking for pics, but I mostly resemble a Venus Fly Trap (not exactly an animal, but close-ish), in that I generally do nothing until someone mistakenly falls into my guard and only then do I get any real work done. I probably have similar mobility too.
 
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My favorite color is black, and my favorite animal is wolf. So logically my jiu jitsu animal is a black wolf :icon_chee
 
Polar Bear.

Known to drink coca cola, big and furry. Calm most of the time:
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Touch my kids though and it could be this way:
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Let's go to imagination land shall we?

*land of make believe music playing*

Aaaaaaaand we're here. I want you to picture a giant, gelatinous slug. Slow moving but always moving. Envision the movement and the very deliberate nature of it's muscle movements to move itself along the ground. Envision the trail of gelatinous goo it leaves in it's wake. It's antennas always moving, feeling and looking for the next step. Now I want you to imagine that same slug crawling across a rock salt bed with with headgear on.

It's kinda like that.
 
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