What's your home defense plan?

[jeromeaz]

Love my 340PD.

You can toss it in a coat pocket and shoot from it.

Exactly, my friend.

 

[mb23100]

 

[FyrFytr998]

Dogs and firearms are always my go to.

All you Clint Eastwood types better have a working knowledge of Castle Doctrine/Stand Your Ground laws as well. The Justice system can be fucky sometimes. So be sure to know how to have your bases covered.

 

[sleepwalk]

Weighs about an ounce and travels at 1600ft/s.

 

[ChosenOne]

 

[RoastBeast]

I'm sure those guys will get less than 5 years for that. Our country is now soft as fuck when it comes to crime for "humanitarian" purposes.

 

[DrederickH8m]

Home alone

 

[TenderLoving]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Should probably get a Sabre. Maybe a tomahawk and knife too. Might as well go full Mel Gibson on the privateers attempting to flee with your wealth

 

[NoSmilez]

Dis me minus the incest.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

Glock 19 / browning gold 10 gauge semi auto shotgun.

My wife has her own 20 gauge Winchester. We have many cameras and sensors at every door and window along with an alarm and a dog.

Plus I’m a sherdogger so I’m the real weapon.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I feel like I've read this before.