What's your celebrity crush?

[Brodels]

No clue how I forgot my 4th wife Sarah Barthel.

 

[jericksen5]

Perfection.

She has that rare timeless beauty. She could have been born 1000 years ago, or 1000 years from now, and would be regarded as stunningly beautiful.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Kristen stewart

Those eyes.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Those eyes.

Ok, we are back in agreement. Kristen is so fucking hot. The Runaways with prime Kristen.
PS- the only thing tolerable about Neon Demon was that Jena Malone reminded me of Kristen

PS - they are boob to boob -- OMG so hot

 

[UVee]

lauren mayberry

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Mila Kunis. I didn't like how skinny she got for Black Swan, but would still smash. Even though she has had children now and her pussy is probably all dilapidated.

 

[Brodels]

I used to be creepily obsessed with her for a few years.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Don't you think it's weird that you're attracted to Michael Cera with long hair?

Nah dude, it's clearly Jesse Eisenberg

 

[Sir Galahad]

Ok, we are back in agreement. Kristen is so fucking hot. The Runaways with prime Kristen.
PS- the only thing tolerable about Neon Demon was that Jena Malone reminded me of Kristen

PS - they are boob to boob -- OMG so hot

Hot damn. @Pixelated Porn

Spoiler

 

[jericksen5]

lauren mayberry

I had a good 3 months where i was all about chvrches chick.

 

[Big L]

Ok, we are back in agreement. Kristen is so fucking hot. The Runaways with prime Kristen.
PS- the only thing tolerable about Neon Demon was that Jena Malone reminded me of Kristen

PS - they are boob to boob -- OMG so hot

Where in the fuck do you see boobs?

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Hot damn. @Pixelated Porn

Spoiler

She gets a lot of hate for some reason but damn i love resting bitch face and she is beautiful even without makeup
PS - if you type "how old was " in google the next words are "is dakota fanning"
lol, ninja edits all around

 

[TrippleOG]

^^^ so fucking gross and overrated. Hipster vampire losers.

 

[Sir Galahad]

She gets a lot of hate for some reason but damn i love resting bitch face and she is beautiful even without makeup
PS - if you type "how old was " in google the next words are "is dakota fanning"
lol, ninja edits all around

Saw Kristen at California Pizza Kitchen when she was filming Twilight in Baton Rouge. I was too chickenshit too say hello to her. That's my only regret in life so far. @Pixelated Porn

 

[Pixelated Porn]

^^^ so fucking gross and overrated. Hipster vampire losers.

She is underrated. I don't think that many people are into her. Like if she did just like a ton of heroin and was all fucked up she would be like milk squirting out of Katy Perry's titties, like you know, all wholesome and junk.

Saw Kristen at California Pizza Kitchen when she was filming Twilight in Baton Rouge. I was too chickenshit too say hello to her. That's my only regret in life so far. @Pixelated Porn

lol, just go up to her and say "BOING!!!"

 

[Sir Galahad]

Where in the fuck do you see boobs?

How dare you.

 

[jericksen5]

Almost forgot about Saoirse Ronan. Dem eyez.

 

[91 seconds]

I hope you have seen embrace of the vampire then

Oh, and her ass in Fear, nom

Oh yes I have and thanks for the reminder. I even caught myself in my 20s standing in the living room hoping to see some cleavage in Charmed lol and I hate Tv. I kind of do the same thing with that young Kelly kepowski or whatever her name is in that swim suit. I wish she did some more skimpy shit when she was still young

They offered a playboy shoot for one of them and it didn't go through. I was pissed. At least alyssa shows some good stuff. That shit was my porn in the 90s.

I just might buy that movie off amazon fuck it. I know there's great Clips but I still by the shit, just like I did that stripper movie starring that one in saved by the bell. Fuck..they should have called it sit on my boner, especially being 13. I'd also hunt for nice tits on nick at night, gill ligands island gave me a ton of boners too. The blonde chick in all in the family did it to me to. I haven't watched tv in a decade but I always manage in passing to stop and take a look what's on the jew tube. Nick at Night was my porn at night. I miss the days I could rub four out in 6 minutes. My cock still works but it was like a rabid tiger in the days of old.

 

[Me]

Yolandi, Ninja won't always be there...

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Oh yes I have and thanks for the reminder. I even caught myself in my 20s standing in the living room hoping to see some cleavage in Charmed lol and I hate Tv. I kind of do the same thing with that young Kelly kepowski or whatever her name is in that swim suit. I wish she did some more skimpy shit when she was still young

They offered a playboy shoot for one of them and it didn't go through. I was pissed. At least alyssa shows some good stuff. That shit was my porn in the 90s.

I just might buy that movie off amazon fuck it. I know there's great Clips but I still by the shit, just like I did that stripper movie starring that one in saved by the bell. Fuck..they should have called it sit on my boner, especially being 13. I'd also hunt for nice tits on nick at night, gill ligands island gave me a ton of boners too. The blonde chick in all in the family did it to me to. I haven't watched tv in a decade but I always manage in passing to stop and take a look what's on the jew tube. Nick at Night was my porn at night. I miss the days I could rub four out in 6 minutes. My cock still works but it was like a rabid tiger in the days of old.

I bought the VHS tape in college. She was in poison ivy 2 but can't remember if she got nekkid in it.
As far as TV goes, I used to imagine the womenz from Step by Step getting gangbanged.

You know the older brunette sister takes a whore's bath ever friday night with that fish smelling luffa . . . oooohfuck

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Yolandi, Ninja won't always be there...

Holy shit, I thought this was a dick pick I sent to my 4th grade teacher, Ms Boyhunt (lol, that was her real name)