What's the worst you've ever been humiliated in your life?

[EndlessCritic]

I don't know why I had this memory randomly come up, but when I was a teenager, I roasted my older brother because I saw that our internet browsing history showed that somebody had recently searched, "Hentai pic of the day."

Dude looked me straight in the eye, and calmly proceeded to rattle off multiple (very specific) porn search terms I had recently used, while maintaining eye contact with me.

Let's just say, I was forced to hang my head in shame for a while.

To this day, I don't understand how my history clearing efforts did not properly cover my tracks. But my methods were plainly flawed.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Been dating a girl for a couples of months,
She asked me to keep this low-key since we both just came off a break up of our own.

One night, we go for a few drink downtown,
meet one of my best friend,
something felt weird, couldn't put my finger on it.

When I left, my friend texted me to know If I was dating her,
and if yes, since when.

My answer was a couples of month, why?

He told he fckd her a few times 2 weeks ago.



This happened not long ago btw...


That's why I prefer skanks, at least
I expect them to do shit like that.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I don't know why I had this memory randomly come up, but when I was a teenager, I roasted my older brother because I saw that our internet browsing history showed that somebody had recently searched, "Hentai pic of the day."

Dude looked me straight in the eye, and calmly proceeded to rattle off multiple (very specific) porn search terms I had recently used, while maintaining eye contact with me.

Let's just say, I was forced to hang my head in shame for a while.

To this day, I don't understand how my history clearing efforts did not properly cover my tracks. But my methods were plainly flawed.

Can you share your specific porn research now so we can judge you properly?

 

[Streeter]

I might win this.

A few months after I got married like 23 years ago . We're in church. I go to the bathroom and come back . I spot the wife n slide up behind her maybe grab her ass a little as I was about to sit down messing with her. Only it wasn't my wife just same size and dressed similar.

She stood up ....... Dana White Power slaps me screaming I'm groping her . The preacher stops the whole church other than 1 person is burning a hole thru me with eyes of appall an disgust . My wife can be heard laughing her ass off tho a fee rows up.

Yeah I still haven't fully recovered yet. Wife still won't let that die.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I might win this.

A few months after I got married like 23 years ago . We're in church. I go to the bathroom and come back . I spot the wife n slide up behind her maybe grab her ass a little as I was about to sit down messing with her. Only it wasn't my wife just same size and dressed similar.

She stood up ....... Dana White Power slaps me screaming I'm groping her . The preacher stops the whole church other than 1 person is burning a hole thru me with eyes of appall an disgust . My wife can be heard laughing her ass off tho a fee rows up.

Yeah I still haven't fully recovered yet. Wife still won't let that die.

Bruh

I did the Kakshi Ancestral technique to what I thought was my best friend
(2 fingers in the butthole suprise attack)



Spoilers, it was a random dude.

 

[Fedorgasm]

In high school a fart snuck out before I realized, and I froze hoping nobody heard it. But these 2 chicks sitting near me started giggling and they didn't stop. Had to listen to that giggling for like an hour, but I didn't know them well enough to make a joke out of the situation. Plus I waited too long. Can't very well make a joke or even say excuse me after they've already been giggling for 10 minutes. I just had to sit there in my own personal hell until class was over.

 

[Berserker13]

I might win this.

A few months after I got married like 23 years ago . We're in church. I go to the bathroom and come back . I spot the wife n slide up behind her maybe grab her ass a little as I was about to sit down messing with her. Only it wasn't my wife just same size and dressed similar.

She stood up ....... Dana White Power slaps me screaming I'm groping her . The preacher stops the whole church other than 1 person is burning a hole thru me with eyes of appall an disgust . My wife can be heard laughing her ass off tho a fee rows up.

Yeah I still haven't fully recovered yet. Wife still won't let that die.

I think you win

 

[Captain Tenneal]

My very christian grandmother going through my pron history on the family computer, crying and yelling out each search term to the whole family

She literally yelled out "lesbian hunters!!?" "Boat bangers?!"etc "What has gotten in to you ryan!"

Then my asshole brother told everyone on the school bus and people at school would yell boat bangers and such at me

 

[Ballsaque]

I stepped in dogshit like two days in a row and school, and at the second one I started crying for some reason.

Noone grilled me that I heard, but rarely felt that pathetic before.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

I used to do the PA announcements in Grade 8. My voice decided to break while I was talking to the entire school - I could actually hear people laughing from classrooms while I was standing in the office.

 

[Osculater]

I might win this.

A few months after I got married like 23 years ago . We're in church. I go to the bathroom and come back . I spot the wife n slide up behind her maybe grab her ass a little as I was about to sit down messing with her. Only it wasn't my wife just same size and dressed similar.

She stood up ....... Dana White Power slaps me screaming I'm groping her . The preacher stops the whole church other than 1 person is burning a hole thru me with eyes of appall an disgust . My wife can be heard laughing her ass off tho a fee rows up.

Yeah I still haven't fully recovered yet. Wife still won't let that die.

Hahahaha!

 

[NoSmilez]

My dad worked in the oil industry so I went to international school overseas. Some of my classes had a weird policy where we graded each other's paper. I would sign the name on the bottom as Peter North and made comments like Ughhhhh good job 100 points. I might have wrote good job you young eager test taker or you choked on this test. They finally caught me after doing this for a long time. The teacher actually called my parents because someone's parents complained. They made me write an apology then I had to go to a meeting where I apologized again. I also got confronted by this other faculty member in the hallway. I felt like Abe apologizing to the nation of Korea over and over again. Every time I ran into that faculty member was an apology moment. I was not sorry at all and was trying to not laugh when everyone was being serious. The gym teacher also found out and he started calling me Mr. North.

No embarrassing scenario was worse than my friend's little brother. I got the idea of Peter North from them. He got caught using Peter North's picture and messaging women in chatrooms. His parents caught him and printed out chat logs. I died trying not to laugh when his parents were showing us the proof.

 

[Patrick Jane]

I gave a saxophone concert and messed up the beginning multiple times. I had to restart the whole thing twice in a row.

 

[SirRealKiller]

I might win this.

A few months after I got married like 23 years ago . We're in church. I go to the bathroom and come back . I spot the wife n slide up behind her maybe grab her ass a little as I was about to sit down messing with her. Only it wasn't my wife just same size and dressed similar.

She stood up ....... Dana White Power slaps me screaming I'm groping her . The preacher stops the whole church other than 1 person is burning a hole thru me with eyes of appall an disgust . My wife can be heard laughing her ass off tho a fee rows up.

Yeah I still haven't fully recovered yet. Wife still won't let that die.

I almost had that myself once.

I was meeting my wife at bar after work. I came in and there was a woman standing by the bar that had an ass just like my wife's, same hair style and color from behind. Wearing clothes my wife would wear. Just as I was approaching her to get two hands full of her rear to startle her ,as I often do, I hear my wife's voice off to my right saying "over here!". Thank God!. Apparently she saw what I was going to do and got me off track. Still gave me a huge amount of crap about it though.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Hard to pick. There were so many. All during high school.

 

[EndlessCritic]

Another one.

My mom liked to spend money on stupid bullshit. Various anti-aging creams/procedures. Breast implants. Stupid shit around the house.

One day I come home from work at like 11PM, open the door, and see that she's bought some goofy looking end table. I just go off on her without even saying hello, "Mom -- what the fuck is this table? You don't need this shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

I enter the home further, and can see my mom has a guest over -- some random middle-aged woman I've never met. Who now assumes I am the son from hell.

 

[Senzo Tanaka]

Two I can think of that stand out but nothing too bad.

1. I was pretty pale growing up and got my mom's bottle of self-bronzer sun tanning lotion on a Saturday. When I woke up Sunday, my skin was pretty much dark brown but it wasn't even. I tried washing it off to no avail. My mom made me go to school despite how ridiculous I looked. That was rough day. Most people thought I just got a crazy tan though.

2. At work, there was this one application that no one wanted to be responsible for but it was important for someone to be in charge of it. Someone suggested this one guy who was a little weird. My desk happened to be behind him and I didn't hear him all day so I thought he was just off. Without thinking about it, I was like "Don't give it to X...he'll screw it up". Next thing I knew, he was in my cube and said "Excuse me? I'll do what?". Thankfully we will on good terms but man, that was embarrassing. I took him aside and made up a bullshit excuse that the application was horrible and that I didn't want him to be in charge of it because he would take the blame and I didn't want that to happen. He somewhat bought the excuse and I didn't really feel any tension after that but man, that was rough.

 

[nonoob]

I might win this.

A few months after I got married like 23 years ago . We're in church. I go to the bathroom and come back . I spot the wife n slide up behind her maybe grab her ass a little as I was about to sit down messing with her. Only it wasn't my wife just same size and dressed similar.

She stood up ....... Dana White Power slaps me screaming I'm groping her . The preacher stops the whole church other than 1 person is burning a hole thru me with eyes of appall an disgust . My wife can be heard laughing her ass off tho a fee rows up.

Yeah I still haven't fully recovered yet. Wife still won't let that die.

You got a good wife. Seeing and not hiding from humor at your expense is cool AF !

Same situation, my better half would have been totally silent & mortified!

 

[toasty]

Somewhere in my dog ramblings I've already posted

Dressed in my mom's green stockings and skirt using a broom handle as my sword playing Peter Pan with my sisters when my mom decided to let my friends in the house without telling me and me skipping into the room singing I'm Peter Pan only to see them standing there....yeah college was never the same after that.

Not sure if I did my opening day of little league they hold a parade and then we play a game where I probably go o for 7 with 4 errors. Then the coach has us over for a bbq. i down about 4 hot dogs and 15 cokes and run around with the other guys then go inside. Standing in the living room full of parents and teammates when I realize I'm going to puke. Instead of asking where the bathroom is, I litterally just start running in circles around the living room trying to find it, then projectile vomit in the middle of the full room.

Early in relationship with a girl, buy condoms without paying too much attention, start to have the bumpity bump going when everything down there goes numb.

Somehow in my head I decided that I must have put the thing on wrong and cut off circulation, so I call time out and put on a new one, only to go even number, like not sure I still have the little stinker attached to me, start to panic that my piece may need actual medical attention, look at condom box, they were forumlated with a numbing agent for people with a quick trigger. And I had just double dosed myself.

honestly didn't know that this even existed, had to take a rain check with that girl, she did not honor that rain check, so I ended that one with an I for incomplete as my grade.

Also had the fun one that a few parents can relate too,,,,got the kid up on my shoulders for a piggy back at the park, running around the playground, hear the kid cough once or twice then splash, vomit shower.

Good thread, brings back so many happy memories for me....

Oh and there is one far worse than any of these but that one goes to the grave with me.

 

[Streeter]

You got a good wife. Seeing and not hiding from humor at your expense is cool AF !

Same situation, my better half would have been totally silent & mortified!

Brah , we bust on each other everyday . Reason why we're nearing our 25th we understand humor. Then agsin it was a different era back then .