Whats the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?

[Intermission]

A guy fresh from high school with a philosophy paper that he was very excited about asked me to comment on it. I was 21. We met in college at a philosophy course.

He said Im the deepest thinker hes ever met and considered it a privilege to have crossed paths. So grateful he got to meet someone like me.

What's strange is that I never heard from him again. Maybe he got hit by a bus. Or he stayed to himself in class.. I dont remember.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

"You're an Adonis. "

- Half-Japanese single mom

 

[Contempt]

"Wow, that's a really big dick..."

 

[Milgrim]

@Versez told me to

eat an hairy ass , wuss.

I think he meant it as a compliment.

 

[William Huggins]

You look like Jean Claude Van Damme...... Then I thought!! Wait a minute!!! Which movie are you referring too!!!

By that time she had got in her car and driven off......she was a French driving instructor and probably hairy........with long toe nails......

 

[Versez]

"Wow, that's a really big dick..."

Gotta quote who said this to you buddy … ah yes… -Johnny the hairy dancer.

 

[William Huggins]

@Versez told me to

I think he meant it as a compliment.

I think he probably likes you.......

A lot!!

 

[GoodBadHBK]

I once had a chick tell me I was too good for the woman I was dating and she said if she dated me she would treat me like a king. Too bad she was ugly.

 

[Versez]

@Versez told me to

I think he meant it as a compliment.

So you’re about to eat @Contempt tonight … this is nasty bro.

 

[William Huggins]

"Wow, that's a really big dick..."

So your names Richard!?!?

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I don’t wanna say cause nobody would believe me

But it was like this song

 

[YEET]

"Wow, that's a really big dick..."

I was told mine was pretty. She swore it was a compliment.

 

[Intermission]

I once had a chick tell me I was too good for the woman I was dating and she said if she dated me she would treat me like a king. Too bad she was ugly.

LOL

 

[William Huggins]

I once had a chick tell me I was too good for the woman I was dating and she said if she dated me she would treat me like a king. Too bad she was ugly.

That sounds like the French driving instructor I bumped into......

 

[GoodBadHBK]

That sounds like the French driving instructor I bumped into......

This woman was black and had a twin brother who looked exactly like her but with longer hair. Sort of like when Tom Cruise opens his door in Risky Business after he called a hooker.

 

[Belaya Smert]

They told me it was “a great day at chick fila”two days ago. Two spicy chicken sandwiches ala carte and that still as meaningful as when I ordered it. So yeah.

 

[William Huggins]

So you’re about to eat @Contempt tonight … this is nasty bro.

Are you bisexual...... asking for a friend......

 

[Contempt]

Gotta quote who said this to you buddy … ah yes… -Johnny the hairy dancer.

It was your mom.

Yeah... well technically it was a skinny, 5'2 Japanese chick, so it probably looked huge compared to what she is used to

 

[Mujeriego]

A guy fresh from high school with a philosophy paper that he was very excited about asked me to comment on it. I was 21. We met in college at a philosophy course.

He said Im the deepest thinker hes ever met and considered it a privilege to have crossed paths. So grateful he got to meet someone like me.

Whats strange is that I never heard from him again. Maybe he got hit by a bus. Or he stayed to himself in class.. I dont remember.

As the great Rembrandt once said.
Do not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for your country.

 

[Contempt]

So your names Richard!?!?

...or maybe I just misheard and she told me I WAS a really big dick?