First that comes to mind is the night I drank a bottle of Rum and went out with a couple of mates who were more than a little worried about me at the time.
One of my friends was speaking to two guys who were off duty cops, so I started trying to bad mouth them, I say trying to cause i couldn't string 3 words together at this stage, then I took a piss off the balcony in the pub, spat at a bar man who stopped serving me, got kicked out, walked the 8 kilometres home somehow and passed out on the nature strip (patch of grass between footpath and road) only for my mates sister to nearly run me over when she parked on it.
There has been worse, but I can't remember with the detail of that one at this stage, I will post again!