What's the male version of a skank?

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What is it like a, hillbilly?
Redneck?
Some shit like that?

Cause there's this dude at my gym, and he strikes me as - a male version of a skank.

It's not so much that that bothers me, but more so that he shows up to the gym with his cute girlfriend, and parades her around in her hot pants (with her cute ass) - as if to say, "I'm a male skank - and look! I'm hitting that!".

Is it the end of the world?

Of course not.

Here's the issue.

I'm doing some muscle ups and flexing and shit - and she comes over and starts doing squat jumps right in front of me.

"Alrighty", I'm thinking.

Chicks play their games - whatever.

Just to suss what's happening a little bit - later, they're over the far side, and I shoot a question to her boyfriend like, "you weren't using this machine, were you?".

He looks at me like I've just asked to borrow 100 dollards, him being total stranger.

His reply was along similar lines.
A barely audible "no", with a facial expression that said, "fuck you asshole!!".

I mean - what the fuck does he expect?
He comes to a predominantly alpha male environment, with a hot girlfriend - and he himself a skinny dipshit - goes about like he owns the motherfuckin' place, bad attitude, basic fucking bottom feeder if I had to glean from his outward presentation.

It's almost the principle of the thing.
I'd want to plow his girlfriend - just to give him a reality check.


Anyways - I find myself in these types of situations fairly regularly.

I can't quite explain it - other dudes girlfriends; when they're single they go for the "bad guy".
When their in a relationship they see the "nice guy" (that's me), and maybe they think the grass in greener or some shit?
Who knows?

I've slept with others dudes girlfriends in the past.
Nothing dramatic came of it.
I don't know if they ever found out.
I saw on facebook last month that one dudes who's girlfriend I slept with, married her recently.

At this gym I'm currently at - this is the third time I'm having flirtations with another dudes girlfriend.
Nothing substantive has come of any of the previous flirtations; one almost certainly could have - she still mad dogs me at every opportunity - but I just lost interest. She was so-and-so hot.


Listen - I'm not saying I will or I won't.

Or even, I can or I can't, for that matter.

Alls I'm saying is - she has an extremely cute ass, which I could definitely see myself pounding, and in the long run, her dipshit boyfriend could probably learn a thing or two about reality, and a thing or two about not being a chronic socialite fuck tard with bad attitude and body odour.

That is all.
 
I can't read all that. Just fuck her.
Don't even care if it's on topic.
Fuck her
 
This wasn’t really about looking for the definition of a male skank was it?
 
What's the male version of a skank?

A skunk?
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You sound like a great guy...
 
Good call bro. You don't want to lose your virginity to some gym skank. Make sure it's special.
 
Dude, I think you need to be treated for social anxiety, seriously.

You are making a FUCK load of assumptions based on some girl doing a few squats near you whilst saying nothing, and based on this guys response of "no" when asked a simple yes or no question by you.
Sounds like you don't think this guy deserves this particular piece of ass, which is another way to say you're jealous, which is ok. I used to get jealous of dudes with hot girlfriends all the time when I was singe... actually they didn't even have to be hot, I hated any dude with a regular piece of ass.

What's not ok is fabricating some fairytale in your head just because this guy has a nice piece of ass and you don't. You think some chick wants your schlong just because she did some squat jumps in your vicinity(probably didn't even make eye contact) then you perceived that her boyfriend is somehow aware that she wants you and expected him to say what when asked if he was using a machine? "no most honorable and respected sir I'm not using this equipment, also I noticed my girlfriends panties getting wet in your presence could you please not fuck her?"

Last but not least skank means slut, whore, floosey, a chick that lets anyone and everyone hit it.

Shit those folks could have been some of the coolest people you ever met, that dude could be your new best friend, I bet his girlfriend probably even has some hot big booty ho's for friends that she would hook you up with, or they could just be some couple you say hi too in when you run into.
You'll never know however because of all these ridiculous assumptions you are making based on nothing.
 
Sound like you're flexing on sherdog.com, while the skinny dipshit is fucking his hot ass GF as we speak
 
Dude, I think you need to be treated for social anxiety, seriously.

You are making a FUCK load of assumptions based on some girl doing a few squats near you whilst saying nothing, and based on this guys response of "no" when asked a simple yes or no question by you.
Sounds like you don't think this guy deserves this particular piece of ass, which is another way to say you're jealous, which is ok. I used to get jealous of dudes with hot girlfriends all the time when I was singe... actually they didn't even have to be hot, I hated any dude with a regular piece of ass.

What's not ok is fabricating some fairytale in your head just because this guy has a nice piece of ass and you don't. You think some chick wants your schlong just because she did some squat jumps in your vicinity(probably didn't even make eye contact) then you perceived that her boyfriend is somehow aware that she wants you and expected him to say what when asked if he was using a machine? "no most honorable and respected sir I'm not using this equipment, also I noticed my girlfriends panties getting wet in your presence could you please not fuck her?"

Last but not least skank means slut, whore, floosey, a chick that lets anyone and everyone hit it.

Shit those folks could have been some of the coolest people you ever met, that dude could be your new best friend, I bet his girlfriend probably even has some hot big booty ho's for friends that she would hook you up with, or they could just be some couple you say hi too in when you run into.
You'll never know however because of all these ridiculous assumptions you are making based on nothing.

BULLSHIT!!

I know what I'm knowing.

This is how I hook up.

You know how I slam nightclub strange?
I can - sense their dynamic.

It's not exactly rocket science.
A chick moves close to you and gives signals - it's basically:

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Plus - sometimes I get out of shape and look like shit - I am also unfortunately aware of signals thatmean:

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I know when a piece of snatch is giving me the signals.

Like I said - is it clear yet she wants a porking?
Absolutely not.

But - I'm saying - the possibility may materialize.
It has in the past.
 
Dude, I think you need to be treated for social anxiety, seriously.

You are making a FUCK load of assumptions based on some girl doing a few squats near you whilst saying nothing, and based on this guys response of "no" when asked a simple yes or no question by you.
Sounds like you don't think this guy deserves this particular piece of ass, which is another way to say you're jealous, which is ok. I used to get jealous of dudes with hot girlfriends all the time when I was singe... actually they didn't even have to be hot, I hated any dude with a regular piece of ass.

What's not ok is fabricating some fairytale in your head just because this guy has a nice piece of ass and you don't. You think some chick wants your schlong just because she did some squat jumps in your vicinity(probably didn't even make eye contact) then you perceived that her boyfriend is somehow aware that she wants you and expected him to say what when asked if he was using a machine? "no most honorable and respected sir I'm not using this equipment, also I noticed my girlfriends panties getting wet in your presence could you please not fuck her?"

Last but not least skank means slut, whore, floosey, a chick that lets anyone and everyone hit it.

Shit those folks could have been some of the coolest people you ever met, that dude could be your new best friend, I bet his girlfriend probably even has some hot big booty ho's for friends that she would hook you up with, or they could just be some couple you say hi too in when you run into.
You'll never know however because of all these ridiculous assumptions you are making based on nothing.

Yeahhhhh maybe, the skinny guy seemed a bit of a cunt so I'm gonna go w our homeboy's elaborate analysis.

This happened to me a few times, same scenario except the boyfriend is about 270lb. I ignore it, it spells nothing but trouble, and tbh I *HATE* gym chicks who actually don't lift. Get the fuck out of the squat rack with that bosu ball and 2.5lb dumbbells. But hey, to each their own
 
weird op

a skank is a slut, a whore. the guy you described sounds like a gigolo or a cuck if he wants dudes to smang his hoe, not a skank.
 
weird op

a skank is a slut, a whore. the guy you described sounds like a gigolo or a cuck if he wants dudes to smang his hoe, not a skank.

My understanding of a skank was - a trashy girl.

What this guy is - is most certainly not a gigolo, unless he's gigolo for pathetic desperate homosexua deviants with no standards - which, going on his appearance, he very well could be.

I don't think he wants me to nail his woman; I mean, nothing about him suggested that.

He's just a dipshit who almost certainly picked up a young hot chick on the basis of presenting himself as a supposed "bad-ass", to an impressionable gal, who probably has daddy issues.

That is to say - he's fucking bottom feeding trash, in my opinion.

I have a moral issue with his type; they should confine their creeping on gals to fucking hood rats.

Therefore - by my logic, my slaying his cute girlfriend, will and should relegate him to a similar level of filth as he himself; cause after he finds out his girl smoked the pole of the gym alpha frat boy, I'd imagine he'll be reluctant to punch that high out of his weight class in future.
 
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