What's next for Platinum Jouban

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  1. panzer723

    panzer723 Banned Banned

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    Alan Jouban

    Conquered the Platinumpus and beat the Myth and the Legend in Former Platinum Mike Perry,

    Alan Jouban just beat the Man to become the Man,

    He turned Mike Perry a Jersey Shore into a Jersey Whore.

    He floats like a Pegasus, Sting like a Zeus.

    He has now the right to be called the Platinum Warrior

    Platinum = Champion of the Universe

    Rolls Royce / Patek Philippe of All Belts...

    What's next for Platinum Jouban?

    Perhaps a UFC Welterweight Championship Fight?
     
  2. Which Doctor

    Which Doctor The ATT Heel Stable/Faction Belt

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    Le Tour de France.
     
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    Threetrees The King of Wit and Reason

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    oh god the Guernica tard virus is spreading
     
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    He was demanding to be ranked after defeating Perry. He still is not top 15.
     
  7. KONE

    KONE Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Guernica is a bitch I would knock him clean the fuck out
     
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    DannyNL The King is BACK, baby! Banned

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    Seems like the man should be in the top 15 at least
     
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  9. phunky

    phunky Standing above all others Double Yellow Card

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    Andal jewban is marathon runner and will never be a real fighter

    Mike perry beats him 10/10
     
  10. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    damn jouban lookin good
     
  11. phunky

    phunky Standing above all others Double Yellow Card

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    And its always the low energy and degenerate canadian cucks with such a cringe worthy threads

    Leafland should be annexed by US
     
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    Trudeau would probably let it happen {<jordan}
     
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    The Best JG Platinum Nation!!

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    U know uve reached rock bottom when u are ripping off guenerica
     
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    The Best JG Platinum Nation!!

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    Ive watched my fair share of horse porn. If any woman can handle a moose id like to see that, and more power to her.
     
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    Jouban almost got KO'ed by a headkick by a man who's a blackbelt with his hands. Jouban sucks. Platinum is taking over. He felt sorry for Alan. That's how great Platinum is. Is that he gives away wins to people. THE KING IS A NICE MAN

    [​IMG]
     
  17. You guys realize that Mike Perry would have won under Pride rules, right?
     
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    koquerelle Silver Belt

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    Maybe do a tour of America where he bests the shit out of geeks who make these lame platinum jokes
     
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    Nothing is next for Jouban. Only warriors get rewarded. Underwear modeling point fighters that run the Sacramento marathon fade back into obscurity. Meanwhile, the real Platinum's stock has only gone up. He'll never make the mistake again of being merciful to the weak.
     
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