Whats attached to your keys?

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  1. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Someone made a comment earlier about the fact that my house keys and work keys both have bottle openers attached as though i'm some sort of eccentric. Am I the only one?
     
  2. majin bux

    majin bux -=Lesnarman=-

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    nah if you need a beer at work or at home, you are covered...
     
  3. Chrits

    Chrits Brown Belt

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    I think your more gay!
     
  4. Chrits

    Chrits Brown Belt

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    joking
     
  5. ShootoKing

    ShootoKing Silver Belt

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    More keys
     
  6. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Christ after you and Wondermutt were shamelessly necking last week i'd suggest you have a rethink a on the gay stakes. I almost thought Jake and Arjun were not the only e-romance on Sherdog for a while...
     
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    Aranha Branco Green Belt

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    My house keys have a bowling pin bottle opener and my car keys have a guiness bottle opener. So I guess I will be seeing you at that Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
     
  8. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Maybe I was just jealous though!
     
  9. Bodysnatcher

    Bodysnatcher Guest

    I have my keys, health club tag, GNC tag, Blockbuster tag and my remote door fob on my key ring.
     
  10. Scarface

    Scarface Guest

    I got a fishig lure attached to my keys. Yes, I toook the hooks off first. Goddamn cat was running around with my friggin keys hooked to its upper lip for a while. Finally landed it, tagged it and released it.
     
  11. CanadaMMA

    CanadaMMA Most MMA fans are idiots

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    a key chain

    oh thats and a fucking cross bow.....you know.....for when I am stuck in traffic
     
  12. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    See Scarface some would say it would be foolish to go fishing with you keys, not I though.
     
  13. ArjukanpoKarate

    ArjukanpoKarate Purple Belt

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    um lots of keys..

    Key chains that say Bite Me, and Don't ge Mad get Even.

    um a mini Knife. and a Ralph's club card.
     
  14. Chrits

    Chrits Brown Belt

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    You want a piece of this big boy!
     
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    avid Red Belt

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    Spare tire, flashlight, and thermous...all the things needed in an emergency...
     
  16. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf Brown Belt

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    a bunch of shit!

    -about 10 keys
    -bottle opener
    -keychain from yellowstone park
    -keychain that says "Maybel's whore house-where the customer comes first"
    -keychain that says "you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself"
    -and a broken mobile speedpass
     
  17. Wilhelm

    Wilhelm Brown Belt

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    I have a Brass thingy from the fatherland that says Wilhelm. In case I take to much Vicodin and forget what my name is. Man the party is starting wooohooo! Back problems what back problems?



    Wilhelm
     
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    Sir Punchalot Red Belt

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    Yeah, you never know. Prince Charming could be right around the corner. Best o' luck to you, my friend!
     
  19. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    LMAO, I wish you had that on video to post...funniest image ever
     
  20. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    I thought this thing had died like the pathetic thought that had induced this thread, more the fool me.....
     

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