What would you say in the post-fight interview with Rogan?

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Imagine if you won a UFC world title. What would you say in the post-fight interview? There's a lot good options.

► Thank God
► Thank the audience
► Thank your family
► Tell the story of your life
► Bash the people who doubt you
► Challenge someone
 
Joe: What a fight. What do have yo say about that win?

Me: YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER FIGHTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
 
I would talk for 5 minutes... then let my interpreter say " Thank You". :eek:
 
WaylonMercy5150 said:
Joe: What a fight. What do have yo say about that win?

Me: YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER FIGHTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
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Where's Ronda Rousey's fine ass at.
 
i would put on a tin foil bandana to get a spot on his podcast.
 
Dude, did you seriously cry in front of Ronda ?
 
I would thank my oppenent, get the crowd to applaud him and encourage him in his journey back from concussion then kiss Rogan on each cheek.
 
I'd like to thank Carl Sagan, for without him, we'd still be here.
 
Ask him if he had any weed to spare.
 
“ Fuck you Rogan. You’re brown nosing right now. But, you’ll be talking massive shit about me on your next podcast.

Thank you to you great fans from ( insert city ). I had a great time here.

Lastly... Did I already tell you to fuck yourself Rogan ? “
 
WHERES YOUR KETTEBELLS NOW JOE!?
I WANT TO FIGHT YOUR ASS NEXT

DANA SIXTY GEEZ BABAY
 
Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

Also im not surprised motherfucker

And id like to take this chance to apologize







TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE.
 
Sorry for knocking you out with teh jab Brock. I was just yawning and i didnt see you standing there
 
NandoMoura said:
mcbeltsinterview.jpg

Imagine if you won a UFC world title. What would you say in the post-fight interview? There's a lot good options.

► Thank God
► Thank the audience
► Thank your family
► Tell the story of your life
► Bash the people who doubt you
► Challenge someone
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Joe Rogan " congrats on your victory, what a performance,you are the new LW champion , what does this means to you?"

Me " Thanks joe, it means the world to set a goal for yourself and work hard till you achieve it , theres nothing better ..(grab mic ) to the rest of division you want some come get some! Anyone i dont give a ffff...( slam mic on the floor walk off without swearing)
 
The Norm Macdonald moth joke.
 
WaylonMercy5150 said:
Joe: What a fight. What do have yo say about that win?

Me: YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER FIGHTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
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Sting?..jeff jarret?...jeff hardy?..this clearly someone from TNA but i cant remember or put my finger on who..help me out haha
 
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