What Will You Do When Shev vs Chookalagian is Happening?

We all know they re going to fight to a boring ass long decision perfect time to catch up on my nap time

 

Trying not to blink.

 

I will be taking a shit right about then...But my wife will be watching, the fight not me taking a shit that is.

 

This kind of fight is when I do the dishes

 

I put $10 on chook to win. I don’t think I will win it but maybe there will be a DQ or something.

 

Try to get a BJ

 

Gonna find a 30min documentary on Netflix and puff puff

 

I'll watch and hope for a destructive Shev performance, but i'll probably Roll up a joint whilst its happening so i am ready for the main event.

 

Try and keep a running count of Chook's ish ishes.

 

I’m not sure but I’d rather have sex with my dad than be invested in that fight.

 

WMMA is the equivalent of the safety demo on a long haul flight

 

chooking my kalagian

 

Smoke break time.....even tho I don’t smoke.

Shout out to Jon Fitch.

 

I'll be torrenting it in the morning, so as per usual, I'll be fast-forwarding for what will undoubtedly be 25mins. There's only about 3 female fighters I don't do this with.

 

Considering the fight is in morning,i would likely take shit

 

Probably poo poo

 

I give about a 25 percent chance for a Val finish.

 

That's a little too extreme don't ya think ?

 

Does your wife beat you too?