What will Brock's excuse be?

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Tainted steroids? diverticulitis? flaccid dong? not really white?

Take a guess.
 
wife was taking them.

was eating wife got some in his mouth
 
Something tells me Brock will own it and not give a fuck
 
Claude said:
Tainted steroids? diverticulitis? flaccid dong? not really white?

Take a guess.
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He probably suffers from some rare muscle atrophy disease and needed them to keep from wasting away. That poor, poor guy. Have a heart, people.
 
Bad moose meat.


Whatever his excuse is rest assured his fanboys and Joe Rogan will eat it up.
 
It was the dog food he ate


Not sure how many will get that reference
 
Probably something along the lines of:

"At Summerslam.....something, something,....Randy Orton!"


Brock ain't giving no statement on this. He don't give a fuck.
 
Womb Raider hooked him up with some supplements.
 
accidentally drank some of jones' pee.
 
You ever see an USADA!?

USADA RACIST

they telling stories on him

Must be the chicken

Moose has to much testosterone in it

He went to Ensenada and drank the water

Mixed up his wife's meds Ala Peyton forehead

Shook Jones hand right before the test

Randy Orton has a cousin who works for USADA

BLAME CANADA

Or like Shaggy said. " Wasn't me"
 
I was trying to tell people on here yesterday that lesnar was on gear because he got caught with hgh years ago. Of course sherdoggers said hes a genetic freak..
 
Probably the same excuse my uncle used. His wife was taking them and when she peed there was splatter on the seat. Then he sat to take a shit and and roids got into his bloodstream that way. It's the oldest excuse in the book but it works 12% of the time every time.
 
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