What was your worst nutshot?

[snowbro]

Saw this today, sound on for best effect...



Reminded me of the time I got hit with a Clincher softball hard line drive straight to the polpette.

It...hurt.

What groinal agony has befallen youse?

Lol at polpette!

 

[Yoel Bromero]

One of the not so bad nut shots (if there is such a thing) was when I was done with an extension cord, the plug was a couple feet away and I yanked on the cord thinking it would unplug my saw. Well it did, and the plug end flew back and hit me right in the special place.

Been there do a that sherbro! There is nothing funny about being whipped with the weaponised end of a cord. It's so small and dense, just a devastating nut moosher. Perfectly built for it.

 

[aus101]

Not sure, never played roshambo at high school.

 

[lostdog000]

i was around 32 and used to babysit a sweet 6 year old girl
once in costco without warning or provocation she decided to punch me in the nuts

direct hit, i was on the ground for a few minutes

 

[The Hash Slinging Slasher]

I broke the tail off my first skateboard, so I turned it around broken end forward and kept skating. Tried a kickflip but the board stood up on end and I nutted on the splintered edge.

We used to call that getting “credit carded “

 

[Goodfella86]

I was 19. My friend threw a frisbee completely vertically. I tried to be cool and catch it by clapping my hands. I missed, and it just barely grazed my dick I went down for about 5 minutes, and it had barely connected.

 

[Deleted member 574339]

Reading these posts makes me feel guilty about having a ballbusting fetish.

 

[Slick_36]

I was 11 and got my hands on a shitty skateboard, just started rolling down the sidewalk entrance thing in my yard when I hit a crack and went flying right on top of concrete railing. The blunt impact probably wasn't the worst, but it's the only time I can recall bleeding from the balls so it sticks out as the most memorable. Took about a decade before I stepped on a board again.