What was your worst nutshot?

One time my bike handle bars malfunctioned , spun around diagonally and drove directly Into my nuts. I barely remember it but I was down for a while
 
I got accidentally hammerfisted in the balls,and just assumed the fetal position for what seemed like a week.
 
JOE QUEEF said:
Saw this today, sound on for best effect...




Reminded me of the time I got hit with a Clincher softball hard line drive straight to the polpette.

It...hurt.

What groinal agony has befallen youse?
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Got hit on the nut by a Bolas. Worst pain of my life. Was on the floor in a sleeping cat position for about half an hour.
 
Once in sparring a guy threw a vicious inside legkick and hit me right in the groin. Poor guy broke his foot against my gigantic penis.


In all seriousness.. I have been on a bad run lately. I have been hit in the nuts 3 weeks in a row in sparring. Everytime that happens everybody is "oh not this shit again... poor guy".
Seems I can't catch a break lol.
 
2DUM2TAP said:
When I was a kid I was playing soccer at lunch. One kid had construction boots on. Steel toe. It was a style in the 80s. Got kicked square. Remember that part.... feeling it hit my balls and then pelvis bone.....next thing I remembered was waking up on the ground. Must have passed out.
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Oh.. my worst must have been playing soccer as a child. I hated being wall during free kicks.
 
Took a ball to the groin once
 
When I got married, the ring bearer was some little kid (wife's nephew), out of nowhere he tees off on my bag and drops me. Are you kidding me? I wanted to kill him. Now I see him all gown up on fb, one day I'll see him and I will return the favor. Never forget!
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kickboxing sparring, got left MK in the balls while i got leg up as i was throwing a right HK

Liver shot hurts like fucker too, but you don't get in combo the same omgomgomgsomethinggotbroken terror
 
In Judo. Someone attempted a tomoe nage throw and instead hoofed me in the balls.

Or

I had a weekend job on a mobile catering van when i was 16(i think) and was setting up tables and chairs with some girl. She opened one of the folding tables in such a forceful way that one of the legs shot out and smashed me in the balls.
 
In a mall around Christmas when it was packed. Toddler was running through the crowd and I didn't see him coming. Headbutted me right in my 3 piece set. Only time I've been hit in the groin without having any time to brace for it, just minding my own business then WHAM my nuts are screaming.
 
Inside lowkick during light sparring in chumphon Thailand 2002. No cup.

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Uber_Noober said:
When I got married, the ring bearer was some little kid (wife's nephew), out of nowhere he tees off on my bag and drops me. Are you kidding me? I wanted to kill him. Now I see him all gown up on fb, one day I'll see him and I will return the favor. Never forget!
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3 year old nephew was going around the Christmas part showing his special punch. Just mashed up nuts everywhere
 
When I was around 10, I was kicked by a girl without warning. I’m pretty it was because of some stupid argument with her earlier. It felt like she managed to hit my balls, taint and asshole all at once. I dropped and did not get up for the rest of recess. I think she learned that day that nut shots are pretty fucking serious and only to be used in case of an emergency. I’ve taken many hits to the groin since, but never with such force.
 
One of the not so bad nut shots (if there is such a thing) was when I was done with an extension cord, the plug was a couple feet away and I yanked on the cord thinking it would unplug my saw. Well it did, and the plug end flew back and hit me right in the special place.

 
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