Food & Drink What Ruins a Pizza For You?

[SurferH2O]

Mushrooms
Sausage
Pepperoni

Or straight up combo

.... I used to love Hawaiian Style, Canadian Bacon, and Pineapple. But, I got a bad one the night before Spring Break in college and got ill, stomach for 4 days.... I ended up in my bathroom while all my friends made it to Mexico. We all ordered our own pizzas and drank many beers. It did not go well for me. I also had a bad pizza with onions event, with two cheerleaders, but that was the beer's fault.

.... so Pineapple is out.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

drink some better beer, homie

 

[Frank_Drebin]

one of the worst pizza scams is when they charge for extra toppings [as they should] but then cheap out on each unique topping so you basically get as much toppings as you would on a 1 topping pizza even if you ordered 4.

 

[Marko Polo]

When it’s a code word of something sinister ..


I would say toppings that aren’t crispy. I used to go to this place where they would put the pepperonis underneath the cheese, they were all soggy when you bit into it. No bueno

 

[BayAreaGuy]

Tomato slices because the water comes out and makes the crust soggy

 

[Rhood]

Lack of Tomato based pizza sauce.

Whole Foods sells fresh pizza by the slice and they rotate pizza selections on different days of the week.
1 of the choices they serve is Truffle Oil & Cheese. Had it once and thought it was too fucking dry.

Alfredo sauce is a complete turn off for pizza. Don't like looking at it.

Some places think they're being cute by making macaroni & cheese pizza with Velveeta sauce base.
I don't know who the fuck eats this type of pizza. I feel like it's made for children.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Same thing that ruins a dick. Too limp

 

[GSP_37]

Pineapple

Stingy with the pizza sauce/cheese