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Food & Drink What Ruins a Pizza For You?

Mushrooms
Sausage
Pepperoni

Or straight up combo

.... I used to love Hawaiian Style, Canadian Bacon, and Pineapple. But, I got a bad one the night before Spring Break in college and got ill, stomach for 4 days.... I ended up in my bathroom while all my friends made it to Mexico. We all ordered our own pizzas and drank many beers. It did not go well for me. I also had a bad pizza with onions event, with two cheerleaders, but that was the beer's fault.

.... so Pineapple is out.
 
one of the worst pizza scams is when they charge for extra toppings [as they should] but then cheap out on each unique topping so you basically get as much toppings as you would on a 1 topping pizza even if you ordered 4.

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When it’s a code word of something sinister :( ..


I would say toppings that aren’t crispy. I used to go to this place where they would put the pepperonis underneath the cheese, they were all soggy when you bit into it. No bueno
 
Lack of Tomato based pizza sauce.

Whole Foods sells fresh pizza by the slice and they rotate pizza selections on different days of the week.
1 of the choices they serve is Truffle Oil & Cheese. Had it once and thought it was too fucking dry.

Alfredo sauce is a complete turn off for pizza. Don't like looking at it.

Some places think they're being cute by making macaroni & cheese pizza with Velveeta sauce base.
I don't know who the fuck eats this type of pizza. I feel like it's made for children.
 
Pineapple

Stingy with the pizza sauce/cheese
 
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