What present should i get for my uncle?

[HUGHPHUG]

Who buys shit for an uncle they aren't close to? Just tell him happy birthday next time you see him, doesn't matter if it's 10 years down the line

My uncle was a cop
way back in the day
He's not anymore
but fuck him anyway

 

[philcrow]

Metamucil and a set of adult diapers.

 

[deviake]

 

[Spounman]

Gift him a Sherdog account

 

[Osculater]

What if he has a heart attack during the lap dance and dies before he can change it?

Viagra lowers your blood pressure

 

[Sycho Sid]

Viagra lowers your blood pressure

 

[Osculater]

 

[RoastBeast]