What present should i get for my uncle?

[HeffDoesWant]

My uncle is having a 75th birthday party soon and I have roughly zero ideas for a present.

75 widowed about 5 years ago and has been travelling basically ever since. He is easily wealthy enough buy himself anything or experience he wants (but not crazy rich).

I like him, but he's never lived nearby so we aren't particularly close.

Any suggestions?

 

[TheNinja]

Does he live close to you and like sports or other events? Get 2 tickets for you and him to go to an event together. Sounds like he has money but spending time is probably worth more to him.

 

[DragRacer]

A pair of 18 year old Thai hookers

 

[Contempt]

There is always the traditional sherdog gift of coke and hookers...

Short of that, a good quality bottle of scotch should do the trick.

 

[Sycho Sid]

A pair of 18 year old Thai hookers

And some off market viagra

 

[Captain Tenneal]

Get him one of those thai hookers in a box

 

[TheTickG]

My uncle is having a 75th birthday party soon and I have roughly zero ideas for a present.

75 widowed about 5 years ago and has been travelling basically ever since. He is easily wealthy enough buy himself anything or experience he wants (but not crazy rich).

I like him, but he's never lived nearby so we aren't particularly close.

Any suggestions?

One of those canes that turn into a sword.

 

[Osculater]

 

[Osculater]

One of those canes that turn into a sword.

I had the same idea LOL

 

[dildos]

Blow up sex doll.

 

[William Huggins]

2 Thai hookers
Large bag of coke
Cane Sword
Blow up sex doll
Bottle of Scotch
Thai dick pills

Hanger Over 4

 

[Jack Reacheround]

A chair that rocks. And when it rocks backward, a dildo pops up from under the seat.

 

[deviake]

A gas powered dildo

 

[lsa]

A Sherdog platinum account.

 

[Volador]

If all else fails, there’s always the UFC hotdog brander

 

[nonoob]

No help gift wise this way, try taking him out to a nice dinner of his choice.

A pair of 18 year old Thai hookers

No, he needs to get him something that he doesn't already have.

 

[Stoic1]

Take him to a strip club and buy some dances. This guarantees you are in the Will.

 

[Osculater]

A gas powered dildo

 

[Sycho Sid]

Take him to a strip club and buy some dances. This guarantees you are in the Will.

What if he has a heart attack during the lap dance and dies before he can change it?

 

[TheChance]

split half of a pig or cow