What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

My work life and my adventures with my HS and college friends always find their way into my dreams. I am always at a work conference or game or meet (from my athlete days) at a huge hotel. My friends and co workers are there. Sometimes it's a school or a casino or dorm. We are always looking for places to crash without getting in trouble. Also looking for clean bathrooms to use. We are usually running from something lol. Either management, or monsters. Sometimes I have to give a presentation, and I can't find my pants or right shoes. Usually, it all combines into a fun night. I love the monster ones. I think my brain takes the stresses that I have been in with work situations, and makes it fun by adding my childhood friends. Then my warped mind who grew up on horror movies adds in something sinister, but I love it. We are usually looking for girls as well, as we used to visit colleges and crash with girls we would meet.
 
Other said:
Hypothesis:
You miss a mother you never really knew, who your family had more time with. And you feel incomplete without her, hence the broken body.

Just throwing out what jumps out. I could be wrong, though. I'm not a psychologist, just forklift certified.
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What I learned from driving a forklift is don't yell out advice and pointers to anyone driving a forklift. So broken body part was after my accident where I almost died, I was helpless for about 6 months. The disfigured corpse was probably because I have only seen 2 pictures of my mother ever so I didn't really know what she looked like. The bedroom part is that's where my dad sent me and my sister while the ambulance came for my mom the night she died, that is my oldest memory.

The silent treatment from friends and family came up before when I was hallucinating from painkillers and concussion, I thought my friends and Dad were not responding to me in the hospital, they weren't there. In my dream it is the same, they just sit and don't react, like I'm even there. This is odd because my family and friends couldn't be better at being there when I need them. 4 months of hospital and living in a home and I had visitors every day but one.

I have a step mother who I love and has been "mom" for about 40 years. She's not my mother but I love her and she loves me which means a lot because that is family by choice.

I'm good at introspection but I do appreciate others insight. It's not a nightmare, I'm not afraid in the dream, just sad and weird
 
Pittie Petey said:
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
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He could eat

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My last vivid dream took place in an apartment where I was living with my wife and kids. It felt like a small flat in a tall high-rise—maybe 20 or 30 stories up. We were in the living room, and through the windows, I could see a strange sight: the sun, or something like it, was high in the sky but looked as if it were beginning to fall toward the Earth in the distance.

I had a constant uneasy feeling throughout the dream, and in that moment, it intensified. I realized something catastrophic was about to happen. The object—sun-like, glowing—was on a downward trajectory, not directly toward us, but still falling toward the Earth's surface somewhere far off. I told my wife and kids, urgently, “We have to go! Come on!” But they seemed completely absorbed in their own activities and ignored me.

I walked through a narrow hallway toward the bathroom, overwhelmed by the thought that something massive was falling and that we might not survive. As I walked, I felt a sudden burst,like air pressure or a shockwave,followed by a kind of resonance or vibration that blurred my vision. Then I collapsed, face down. Just before hitting the ground, I had this strange sensation of fading out, like I was being erased by the impact of the explosion. After that, everything went blank.
 
Had a weird dream when I was younger that I was standing on the porch of my old house and it was dark. My older brother pointed at a car in front of our house and said the people inside were turning into monsters and I should run.

I ended up downtown (I had never been downtown at the time) and some weirdo dressed in silver stole a woman’s purse and ran down the street.

I was walking away and turned my head and this strange looking white dude said, “gimme your t shirt!” and started moving towards me.

Then I woke up
 
ricc505 said:
What I learned from driving a forklift is don't yell out advice and pointers to anyone driving a forklift. So broken body part was after my accident where I almost died, I was helpless for about 6 months. The disfigured corpse was probably because I have only seen 2 pictures of my mother ever so I didn't really know what she looked like. The bedroom part is that's where my dad sent me and my sister while the ambulance came for my mom the night she died, that is my oldest memory.

The silent treatment from friends and family came up before when I was hallucinating from painkillers and concussion, I thought my friends and Dad were not responding to me in the hospital, they weren't there. In my dream it is the same, they just sit and don't react, like I'm even there. This is odd because my family and friends couldn't be better at being there when I need them. 4 months of hospital and living in a home and I had visitors every day but one.

I have a step mother who I love and has been "mom" for about 40 years. She's not my mother but I love her and she loves me which means a lot because that is family by choice.

I'm good at introspection but I do appreciate others insight. It's not a nightmare, I'm not afraid in the dream, just sad and weird
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That's good it's not a nightmare.

I don't think I've ever had a funeral type dream now that I think of it.
 
I had a dream once that a team of Romanian assassins were chasing me all over the globe to retrieve a 1st edition Where's Waldo book from my possession.

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I dreamed I ate the world's biggest ever marshmallow.

and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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I had a dream that I bagged your mom.

Which wasn't that weird until it came true
 
Sonny Qc said:
I was an hot dog seller at a Nascar race.
But I had to cross the race track all the time to get more hot dog.
Basically an extreme game of frogger.

Woke up sweating when a car hit me.


Never been to a Nascar race or even watch it.
Also hate hot dog for what is worth.
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It wasn't a dream and you still owe me 4 hotdogs with fried onions...... I don't give a fuck if you was in a coma for 4 months!!!!
 
Had a dream that the world was secretly controlled by some evil dark force and that everything was basically fake. Kind of like the matrix but instead of AI and machines it was like some kind of demons or something. In my dream I somehow became aware of it all and then they started coming after me via my family who was also fake and transformed into some kind of monsters
 
That would be the dream where seven really big women from a trailer park had their way with me. I was very sad that it was just a dream.
 
“Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
 
Fever dreams are always the weirdest dreams. Shit gets bizzare.

I had a dream where a University lecturer explained that the fastest object in history wasn't a gunbullet. It was that one time the Joker (yes from Batman. Animated Batman to be specific) got stuck in the waterflow of Hover Dam and corked its flow. The pressure generated sent him flying like a missile. Then there was some disscussion about all the electricity generated during this discharge.

Freud would have a field day.

I much prefeer the one where I had a threesome with Ana de Armas and Monica Bellucci tattooed as Suicide Girl. Later on in the dream I was riding a buss and saw a billboard advertising the fact I had done it. Love it when the ego and the libido works hand-in-hand.

Coolest dream was probably when my school was attacked by elephant-sized tarantulas. The sexy substitute teacher tried to kill one with a gigantic scissor. Snuck up on one and cut off a large part of bulging torso. But it rotated around and ate her as she tried to run away.

I told a girl in my class about this dream. She went all googly-eyed asking: "Did you rescue me?" And I replied no she fucking died and was eaten. She seemed mildly offended at this conclusion.
 
a few times i kept dreaming that i was falling off a building, and i would fall and fall and fall.

but as soon as i hit the ground i realised i rolled off the bed.
 
dildos said:
a few times i kept dreaming that i was falling off a building, and i would fall and fall and fall.

but as soon as i hit the ground i realised i rolled off the bed.
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I know... when something physical happens the brain says hello there, this isn't real.

Never felt pain in a dream.

When you get shot in a dream nothing happens you realize it's fake
 
Intermission said:
I know... when something physical happens the brain says hello there, this isn't real.

Never felt pain in a dream.

When you get shot in a dream nothing happens you realize it's fake
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Tbh the times I had those dreams I was on illegal drugs.
 
When I was a kid dreaming I never got the faces right. They were either mixed up or unfamiliar.

Strangely enough when I dream as an adult, one person can transform to another one, but I get them right now.
 
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