What is the most George Costanza-esque quality you have?

[GordoBarraBJJ]

The ability to ruin or fuck up anything good that comes in my life.

 

[pinger]

I am a middle aged man who has yelled at people to shut the fuck up in cinemas

And little pinger also shrinks drastically in cold water

 

[Fork]

i feel "women and children first" in this day and age is an antiquated notion.

 

[heyguy]

I had sex with your wife.

 

[pinger]

i feel "women and children first" in this day and age is an antiquated notion.

That is why I always book the exit window on a plane. Fuck you all, I am out first.

 

[kuromusha]

I had sex with your wife.

She's in a coma...

 

[Twelve75]

Rod1 likes his chicken spicy.

Fixed that for you,as I came to say the same.

 

[RetiredSlave]

I wouldnt mind being an architect or marine biologist. Oh I sleep at work all the time too.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I won a contest

 

[choke you]

My wallet has a ton of junk in it too.

 

[Bloody Pulp]

I like to get the daily news...

 

[faustian]

My father wears his shoes into the swimming pool

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

I won a contest

so you're master of your domain?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

so you're master of your domain?

King of the castle.










I cheated on the contest!

 

[kicks]

My atm password is bosco