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What is the brunette equivalent of a Zach Morris

How is the 90210 crew not as famous as Zach Morris? That show had 20+ million viewers for the majority of its run. Saved by the Bell was a Saturday morning show.
Zach was a goofball, he wasn't cool & popular until he bounced around colleges and tried to get his roommates to commit suicide.

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I always lol how no one knows his real name, he's 'Zach Morris' from Saved By The Bell. No he's the guy that was in Dead Man on Campus. Yeah that dude...








Mark Paul Gosselaar
 
Young Chris Evans would have probably made for a great Zach Morris.

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EDIT: But, on second thought, maybe he's not considered to be strictly a "brunette"...lol
 
How about Peter Bash? He's the older, dark-haired version of Zach Morris

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I think is because BH 90210 was aimed at teens, late teens at the time most of the mayberrys were kids that watched saturday morning cartoons.

So 90210 doesnt really have big connections for the people that were kids during early 90s.
Are you calling me old?!
I am old.
 
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I always lol how no one knows his real name, he's 'Zach Morris' from Saved By The Bell. No he's the guy that was in Dead Man on Campus. Yeah that dude...

Mark Paul Gosselaar
lol, that is true about him.
Similar to how Jerry O'Connell is known as the fat kid from Stand by Me.
I watched Dead Man on Campus so many times years ago, Cinemax was showing it every day.
This makes me older than my last post.
How about Peter Bash? He's the older, dark-haired version of Zach Morris

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And the completion of Zack Morris.
Saved by the Bell - high school
Dead Man on Campus - college
Franklin & Bash - adulthood. Kind of.
 
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How about Peter Bash? He's the older, dark-haired version of Zach Morris

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Is that show still on?

And come to think of it, what are the blonde and dark haired modern day female versions of the Zach Attack and AC Slater.
 
What's up with spelling the great Zack Morris' name with a "ch?"
 
I guess Chris Pine, Jesse Palmer, and Christian Bale fit the description

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Now I am finding someone to call this not as a compliment. We are adversaries. He keeps calling me Karate kid because I am into MA. Well this guy basically looks like Kraven from Underworld with Kate Becksinsale in leather tights. He is dark haired, past his ears, and basically is a career social climber. He tries to covet this specific look and attitude.
 
I don't think calling someone Christian Bale or Jesse Palmer is an insult. Calling them a big name actor or a former NFL quarterback, how is that derogatory?

He dresses like a hollywood vampire?
 
I don't think calling someone Christian Bale or Jesse Palmer is an insult. Calling them a big name actor or a former NFL quarterback, how is that derogatory?

He dresses like a hollywood vampire?

It can be if calling them that points out that they are just wannabes and not those people. He pretty much dresses real nice, and has nice hair.
 
Thought I couldn't beat Ferris Bueller, but this was basically the slightly older primetime version of Zack Morris:

"Mike Seaver" from Growing Pains (Kirk Cameron)

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The shows were contemporaneous and targeting the same family-friendly audience. This show obviously focused more on the parenting, but it's the exact same character with different hair in different time slots.

Too bad that Kirk Cameron has become a total bible thumper who doesn't want to act in anything more then a PG rated show.
 
It can be if calling them that points out that they are just wannabes and not those people. He pretty much dresses real nice, and has nice hair.
I'm going to have to disagree with you; calling a guy by the name of a famous actor or a former QB& current football analyst, isn't an insult. I don't get how they'd view that as being a wannabe or how anyone else would view it like that. At least pick a couple of ugly dudes.

Idk, next time he calls you "Karate Kid", crane kick him.

Does that name upset you because the Karate Kid is scrawny? Because the kid was a champ, he beat dudes down. Next time tell Zoolander to fuck off or he is next.
 
So a charismatic, bright-eyed, quick-witted, scheming, harmlessly mischievous, too-cute-to-hate, always-gets-what-he-wants type. With Brown hair and easily recognizable name.

There's really no better answer than Ferris Bueller.
 
That is good one, but what if the guy has longer hair, like if it goes past his ears a little.

Fuckin A... just poste the piq of this guy you have set as your wallpaper, and then we'll figure out what character/actor he looks like to put this weird thread to rest.
 
Too bad that Kirk Cameron has become a total bible thumper who doesn't want to act in anything more then a PG rated show.
I was actually thinking his bizarre evolution into one of those total nutcase Christians who obsess with the Rapture could be a good thing. It's not like most recognize Zack Morris or Mike Seaver by name anymore. Does he preen over his car? Sounds like the type who does. Start giving him shit about that. Then, next time he kisses up to the boss, and the boss leaves, "Damn you're good at polishing hoods, Growing Pains, with that lack of a gag reflex you won't get Left Behind. Sky's the limit. Praise be to hair gel."

And you gotta light into him if you catch him wearing a fucking sports jacket or blazer with blue jeans. It really doesn't get any more early 90's preppie than that.

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So Mario Lopez did wrestle in real life and place 7th in California! Any other legit child stars out there?
 
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So Mario Lopez did wrestle in real life and place 7th in California! Any other legit child stars out there?
Yes, Lopez went to Chula Vista High School, placed at 160lb. My high school years overlapped with his, have a bunch of photos from tournaments with other kids & he is in one of them.
I've seen a few of his high school matches; when I got to college had some teammates that had high school teammates that had wrestled against him & it was "look at this - it's Slater!"
He probably would have been down at 152 if he wasn't involved in filming. At least he probably should have been - some of those 160lbers were monsters - like how does this kid only weigh 160 and he looks 23 not 17.


Oh, and Ricky Schroder did wrestle in high school; only 1 or 2 years.
 
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