Food & Drink What instantly ruins a hamburger?

[Sakuraba is #1]

I have two major gripes:

1. Overcooked, dry patty. A burger’s soul is its meat. Overcooking it into a hockey puck? Instant heartbreak.

2. Soggy bun. A once-golden, fluffy bun soaked in ketchup, mustard, or grease is a dealbreaker.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Mayonnaise

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Dog meat.

 

[shunyata]

Mayonnaise

Instantly ruined.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I have two major gripes:

1. Overcooked, dry patty. A burger’s soul is its meat. Overcooking it into a hockey puck? Instant heartbreak.

2. Soggy bun. A once-golden, fluffy bun soaked in ketchup, mustard, or grease is a dealbreaker.

An unexpected penis

 

[Frank_Drebin]

dry, flavorless, bun.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Not enough of it... Nobody wants to be packing a small burger.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Hate burgers that're so big you can't comfortably pick them up and get them in your gob hole.

Fuck I want a burger that I need a knife and fucking fork to eat it, served on a chopping board with chips in a basket. fuck off you uppity cunts

 

[HUGHPHUG]

An unexpected penis

He said ruined

 

[Natural Order]

Mayo for sure. Unedible.

 

[Frank_Drebin]

Mayonnaise

you don't like big macs? the sauce probably has a mayo base.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

 

[Frank_Drebin]

buncha mayo haters in here.

i get grossed out if there's too much but it only needs a little.

 

[TheChance]

letting @lakersfan45 anywhere near it

 

[MLarson]

I have two major gripes:

1. Overcooked, dry patty. A burger’s soul is its meat. Overcooking it into a hockey puck? Instant heartbreak.

2. Soggy bun. A once-golden, fluffy bun soaked in ketchup, mustard, or grease is a dealbreaker.

When American cheese is put on it.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Not enough of it... Nobody wants to be packing a small burger.

I once ate a Cow Palace burger at a bar right outside the Cow Palace before I went inside the Cow Palace and watch Cody superplex Joey Ryan off the top of a steel cage

It was quite an evening

 

[VinceArch]

Ketchup! I FUCKING HATE ketchup, that red shit has never tasted good on a burger or anything else and I can't believe every other human on this ball of mud we live on likes it.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I once ate a Cow Palace burger at a bar right outside the Cow Palace before I went inside the Cow Palace and watch Cody superplex Joey Ryan off the top of a steel cage

It was quite an evening


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I Could Eat

 

[Pittie Petey]

you don't like big macs? the sauce probably has a mayo base.

Big Macs are the nastiest shit ever, oh I know, lets make tartar sauce for hamburgers!

Gross!

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Also... Not having any Curly Fries sucks...