What I learned from watching Cops

[ralphc1]

Everybody is wearing someone else's clothes and knows nothing about what is in the pockets.

If you sit on the street, somebody that you don't know will come by and give you a car.

If you carry your wallet in your pocket, someone will take it out, put drugs behind your Social Security card and return it to your pocket without you ever knowing.

If you're sitting in your vehicle with the windows open, somebody you don't know will come by and put drugs in your car without you knowing.

Nobody ever has more than 2 beers and they get falling down drunk from those 2 beers.

A purse never belongs to the person whose identification is in it.

People can't tell that it's a cop car by the lights and siren.

People always get rides from people they don't know.

If there are 4 people in a vehicle, they are always total strangers to each other.

If you start with, "I'm not gonna lie to you", cops will believe anything you say.

Shoes with lighted heels are the best to wear when running from cops at night.

People don't know how to spell their own name.

 

[InvertedCross]

That's my friends pipe I'm only holding it for them

 

[The Senator]

If a man walks around the neighborhood sans shirt, he exponentially increases his chance of getting arrested.

 

[djacobox372]

If you call a cop a "f-ing liar" "pig" you'll get 5 tickets instead of 1

 

[Thai Otoshi]

They call tanktops "wife beaters" for a reason. I've never seen them take a domestic abuse call without the husband/boyfriend coming out in a tanktop.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Cops in Vegas wear yellow. Seriously learned this from Cops

 

[Gutter Chris]

They call tanktops "wife beaters" for a reason. I've never seen them take a domestic abuse call without the husband/boyfriend coming out in a tanktop.

Lies

sometimes they dont have a shirt on at all. Sometimes no pants either.


What I learned from cops is if the police show up shut your god damned mouth

 

[Abysmal]

One you missed... druggies will call the cops on someone if they stole their drugs. Complete mind fuck to me that someone could be that idiotic.

 

[Banchan]

Jwalk = drugs

 

[Ceez]

I don't have money to pay for sex

I've known her forever, can't remember her name

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

The important lesson is to stop resisting.

 

[usfbrah]

I've learned that all the druggies are good people who are framed.

 

[ralphc1]

The important lesson is to stop resisting.

Yes, do what the officer tells you to do. You will eventually do it but it could involve a considerable amount of pain.

 

[DaDamn]

there's a drinking game with a lot of this stuff in it.

 

[jefferz]

You learned something totally different from Cops than I did.
I know now that if I'm ever in the situation where they're going to use the dogs, I'm going to do whatever the fuck they want. You'll walk away from a taser or pepper spray, but that dog is going to fuck your shit up.

 

[Timetravel_0]

You learned something totally different from Cops than I did.
I know now that if I'm ever in the situation where they're going to use the dogs, I'm going to do whatever the fuck they want. You'll walk away from a taser or pepper spray, but that dog is going to fuck your shit up.

I dont agree with the use of police dogs and my uncle was a K9 officer. Recently, here, a longtime cop got fired and charged with assault because a teenager spit in the cop's face. The cop lightly slapped him a couple of times. So this cop gets fired and charged for slapping a teenager that deserves yet it's totally acceptable for police dogs to rip your fucking arm or face off. Fuck that. Also, if you decide to fight back against the dog while it's ripping off your limbs, the human police will fuck your shit up and charge you with assault on a police officer.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Everybody is wearing someone else's clothes and knows nothing about what is in the pockets.

Ha...nice

 

[Scerpi]

You learned something totally different from Cops than I did.
I know now that if I'm ever in the situation where they're going to use the dogs, I'm going to do whatever the fuck they want. You'll walk away from a taser or pepper spray, but that dog is going to fuck your shit up.

I likes it when they run...

 

[SammyPops]

Police only call in thier K9 unit on the hearing imparired, b/c the cop will talk directly to a hiding man, say exactly where they are, such as "you, under the black car, come out or I will let the dog go", but they suspect cannot hear

I recall years aog, there was a Vegas rip off of this show, it was epic

 

[Protectandserve]

First time I had someone tell me the pants they were wearing weren't theirs it probably took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing, didn't help him he still got arrested for possession of meth.

Apparently before I got to my department they had a guy that was a lateral that had been on Cops in the early days of the show and he had some awesome TV time chasing a (surprise) shirtless dude on camera. Sadly he retired before I started.