New Laptop battery, so i can pass it around longer to show two UFC fighters hug each other for 2 rounds.
Victorias Secret Panties so i could enjoy watching DC and JJ slow dance.
UFC PS4 game, so I could make jones fight GUS
25 candles at Bed Bath and Beyond for the slow dance with JJ and DC
A Swiffer wet jet to do what DC claimed to do with JON so convincingly .
a Nintendo WII U, so Jones & Mario can win on Points together
Steak and a side, at a local Italian restaurant with my girl, instead of being bored for 2 hours
A Sony Pro grade voice recorder , to record Jones apologizing for the eye Poke, and then hearing Rogan and Goldie yell " He was sincere guys, Oh yeah, he sounded real sincere"
An angry drunk in the crowd to knock out the girl Screaming at Jones on top of DC
3 lapdances from a 5'8 Leggy Blonde with green eyes with a nice round ass to make me forget I watched 2 guys hug each other for 10 minutes .