Nature & Animals What do you do when a mosquito gets in your nose?

[VERNmainman]

8 years ago, Í completely sniffed up a mosquito, Í didnt notice any adverse affects since that, but in the moment, it was GONE, Í inhaled that little animal, and Í dont know where is he now. Any ideas?

 

[tgv976]

Went directly to your brain, and now you are their queen. I recommend running around naked outside while making buzzing noises once the weather warms a bit. Your new air force of insects will be available to do your bidding.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Masturbate furiously.

 

[Phlog]

A bee flew up my nose and I blew it out, I watched it do an about turn and sting me in the eyeball.

I was 3 stories up a ladder at the time.

I completed a rapid unplanned descent without major injury and pulled out the stinger from. My. Eye. Ball.

Went to hospital with my face swelling up the next day and they said there was an infection in my eye and I was given 4 times the adult dose of an antibiotic. Apparently infection in the eye is basically part of the brain so pretty serious.

Anyway, now I live with IBS. Thanks Bees, I thought we were friends.

 

[tgv976]

A bee flew up my nose and I blew it out, I watched it do an about turn and sting me in the eyeball.

I was 3 stories up a ladder at the time.

I completed a rapid unplanned descent without major injury and pulled out the stinger from. My. Eye. Ball.

Went to hospital with my face swelling up the next day and they said there was an infection in my eye and I was given 4 times the adult dose of an antibiotic. Apparently infection in the eye is basically part of the brain so pretty serious.

Anyway, now I live with IBS. Thanks Bees, I thought we were friends.

Holy shit man. That sounds awful and sorry to hear it.

My boss told me a story when he was a contractor. Heard what he thought was a fly buzzing around him while he was on his cell. Tried to swat it when it landed on his other ear. Felt a lot of pain and heard weird vibration noises that wouldn't go away. Went to the ER and when the doc looked in with the scope, he jumped back in fear. Lol. He had a yellow jacket lodged in his ear canal. They used oil to suffocate it, and then got it out.

 

[NoSmilez]

You just reminded me that I bought a nose trimmer

 

[Zer]

Masturbate furiously.

That's your advice for everything. Not saying it hasn't been helpful, but I think this man needs to hear from a nose doctor

 

[pugilistico]

Just keep inhaling stuff. I once inhaled with my mouth because I'm fucking mouth breather just as a mosquito was flying by and it got sucked into my mouth. I think I ended up eating a bit of it.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[Listen Al Gaib]

It's happened once for me. I blew my nose so hard after that to make sure I got all of the mosquito bits out.