What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

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    Finger girth folks. Finger girth
     
  5. LiLoMMA Lindsay Lohan's party belt

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    I’ll be here all week and it sounds funnier every time you hear/say/read it
     
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    Years ago I met a carpenter with a huge nub where his first finger had been cut off. He led with "Women love it"
     
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    I've known girls with big hands but small dicks before
     
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    You prefer girls with small hands and big dicks?
     
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    My coworker said this after the two lesbians in our lab left for the day. And I never reuse jokes. I’m already only occasionally funny, so I don’t steal jokes to be funnier.
    But I kept laughing at it for weeks, so I thought sherdog needs to read this.
    One more time for the road, what do you call a lesbian with big hands?


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    *mic drop*
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  18. LiLoMMA Lindsay Lohan's party belt

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    This is like 324th best thread on sherdog, and there’s probably like literally millions of threads worse.
    You should get a yellow card or something for getting out of line
     
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    And for what it's worth it's a lot better than the constant diarrhea stream of Conor threads in the heavies.
     

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