What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

[LiLoMMA]

Well hung

 

[lsa]

 

[ToxicShocker]

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Finger girth folks. Finger girth

 

[LiLoMMA]

I’ll be here all week and it sounds funnier every time you hear/say/read it

 

[ToxicShocker]

Years ago I met a carpenter with a huge nub where his first finger had been cut off. He led with "Women love it"

 

[Zer]

I've known girls with big hands but small dicks before

 

[RetiredSlave]

Johnny Depp?

 

[LiLoMMA]

I've known girls with big hands but small dicks before

Gross

 

[monkeyrhythm]

Gross

You prefer girls with small hands and big dicks?

 

[TribalDrumz]

WNBA first team all star carpet muncher.

 

[neverwas]

sir.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Threadworthy?

 

[weed]

Italesbian.

 

[fungi]

"If you don't have a dick, you might as well be handy..."

- Folk wisdom.​

 

[LiLoMMA]

My coworker said this after the two lesbians in our lab left for the day. And I never reuse jokes. I’m already only occasionally funny, so I don’t steal jokes to be funnier.
But I kept laughing at it for weeks, so I thought sherdog needs to read this.
One more time for the road, what do you call a lesbian with big hands?


...


Well hung
*mic drop*

 

[Strychnine]

Future wife?

 

[LiLoMMA]

Threadworthy?

This is like 324th best thread on sherdog, and there’s probably like literally millions of threads worse.
You should get a yellow card or something for getting out of line

 

[The Witcher]

Lesbihand

 

[TheOldMan]

This is like 324th best thread on sherdog, and there’s probably like literally millions of threads worse.
You should get a yellow card or something for getting out of line

And for what it's worth it's a lot better than the constant diarrhea stream of Conor threads in the heavies.