What do Poms[the English] usually do?

[Pecker123]

I don't like football or EastEnders, so it's either the weather or fuck-all else.

Coronation street?

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Coronation street?

Gail Platt E.T freaks me out.

 

[Pecker123]

Gail Platt E.T freaks me out.

She has topless beach photos!

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

She has topless beach photos!

I'm downvoting your post.

 

[Cid]

Australians are OBSESSED with England and the English and the “whinging pom” stereotype just underscores it. You are so desperate to find reasons to justify your hatred and jealousy, you’ll make up any old nonsense to support it - when in fact it’s simply a product of your crushing inferiority complex.

The only time England ever gives Australia any thought is when we’re playing you at rugby or when you’re cheating at cricket. Otherwise, you barely register and are of little or no importance.

I think you severely overstate the fucks we give about you.

 

[TheLinguist]

As a German I enjoy their pubs but despise their (most of) people.

I do wonder why they all insist on driving such small cars and ruining their teeth by putting so much sugar into their tea.

 

[MaureenCretis]

I think you severely overstate the fucks we give about you.

You don’t even believe that, do you. Cmon we all know there’s literally nothing else to occupy you. No other real “rivals” outside maybe the ABs in Union and India in the cricket.

Don’t get me wrong, I actually rather like Australia as a place. It’s just the people that spoil it.

 

[Xuh]

Brit's and Aussie's share love for the C word like no other

... that's Cricket, mate

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

As a German I enjoy their pubs but despise their (most of) people.

I do wonder why they all insist on driving such small cars and ruining their teeth by putting so much sugar into their tea.

Small cars are cheapest to insure and finance.

I no longer drink tea as it gives me acid reflux. By right, I should be deported.

 

[Cid]

You don’t even believe that, do you. Cmon we all know there’s literally nothing else to occupy you. No other real “rivals” outside maybe the ABs in Union and India in the cricket.

Don’t get me wrong, I actually rather like Australia as a place. It’s just the people that spoil it.

You're only a rival in rugby

I think the only real animosity has occurred due the treatment of Smith. It's not like you were in a position to throw stones there.

We were even willing to throw warner under the bus...

 

[neverwas]

She has topless beach photos!

this comes under cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[MaureenCretis]

You're only a rival in rugby

I think the only real animosity has occurred due the treatment of Smith. It's not like you were in a position to throw stones there.

We were even willing to throw warner under the bus...

The difference between Aus & England’s approach to cheating is that you didn’t need to, not with the calibre of players you have. Whenever we’ve been caught with the Murray Mints or Atherton’s grubby pocket, it’s because we were SHITE.

 

[MaureenCretis]

And thanks for having the good grace to not mention England’s enduring shiteness at the 13 man rugby code.

 

[Jose Beehive]

As a German I enjoy their pubs but despise their (most of) people.

I do wonder why they all insist on driving such small cars and ruining their teeth by putting so much sugar into their tea.

That's all well and good but Deutschland mostly eats sausages with ketchup which has tons of sugar in, When I went to Berlin I saw a Currywurst vendor that had an Italian option which was literally an Italian flag made of Ketchup Mayo and peas on a Sausage. And finding anything with spice in is impossible, why is everyone so afraid of chillies?

 

[MaureenCretis]

As a German I enjoy their pubs but despise their (most of) people.

I do wonder why they all insist on driving such small cars and ruining their teeth by putting so much sugar into their tea.

As a German, you also enjoy defecating on your partner during lovemaking, oompah music and invading Poland.

 

[robotsonic]

As an American who lives in london I have to say a lot of the 'Aussies' I meet do seem to have this weird inferiority complex that manifests itself in endless bragging and trying to prove themselves when nobody really cares. They remind me of the steretypical frat boy you might find in the US. The second they find out they're talking to an American it's all passive aggressive horse shit and digs at us.

 

[DarkneT]

We do whatever we want

Including coming over to America and stealing your womenz with our awesome accents