What apex predators are susceptible to jiu-jitsu submissions?

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I'm debating on whether or not I should take jiu-jitsu.
 
I hear whales a suckers for armbars. Might work on sharks too?
 
Kangaroos fall for the RNC and game pits are easy to Omoplata..
 
Which apex predators do you have to worry about in the OC? Cougars?
Those predators are susceptible to rear mount, side mount, and being on top in the guard. North/South is also a prime position.
 
Anacondas are, interestingly, notoriously difficult to subdue with jujitsu's "anaconda choke". A more effective way to control them is by shooting them in the head with an elephant gun.
 
Pretty much all apex predators would rape you in your gi and leave you on some sidewalk crying softly while a fireman drapes a blanket over your shoulder and pats you on the back. I saw a favela gorilla do up Rickson like that, it was sad. Their scramble game is way too fast, by comparison you look like a crawdad in a gi. I saw a gazelle choke out a supposed goat, and a gazelle doesn't even apex bro.
 
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Not bjj but a Jon Jones eye poke to a great white is supposedly effective.
 
Fantastic thread title, came in expecting more meat to the OP.
 
lol @ wanting to roll around with sweaty dudes.
 
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