What Animal do you see yourself as?

Jack Handy jr

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I have always seen my self as a Velociraptor (well since Juracssic Park) I have really thick, and sharp toenails,I attack with my feet first being a former karate man.

I can run very fast (could) I use to roll with two other kick fighting dudes so we were like three bad asses stalking the club on the hunt for trim. I am a Voracious eater. What say you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor
 
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Homosapien


Man my phone kept trying to correct this to homosexual. Not this time auto correct......didnt get me this time
 
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my birthday is coming up soon, so that means i'm a leo. i'll go with a lion.
 
Definitely a canine. When I had a Mohawk, some people used to say I looked like the boggle-eyed hyena from Lion King....Id take that.

I was also nicknamed 'The Jackal' by some friends for a while, jokingly. I'd take that, too.
 
my Chinese zodiac says im a rat


the Chinese zodiac put me as a Snake.. apparently were very smart and posses great beauty which about sums me up in a nut shell...still would have rather been the Dragon
 
the Chinese zodiac put me as a Snake.. apparently were very smart and posses great beauty which about sums me up in a nut shell...still would have rather been the Dragon

i'm a monkey in chinese astrology, which is the equivalent to what i am in the western zodiac, which is a lion. fuck man, i got a great combo lol.
 
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