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If you guys think Conor retiring is crazy get a load of this.
So the boss was happy with the big client I landed last week and he gave me a bonus of $10k. We exchanged pleasantries on the Friday where I said thank you and he said no thank you you are the best salesman here. To save explaining to the bank that I am not a drug dealer I put the case under the bed to save it for everyday expenses.
Anyway a few days went by and I was getting the itch for a good time so I called my main man Mario aka party-time and told him to meet me down Vinnies. He turned up an hour late but by that time I had already got outa there and went to the strip club with some of my other boys where we took a selfie for instagram
She wasn't working so I was getting a dance from Meemee when he called me to call me a douche-bag and put the phone down on me. I naturally wasn't happy so I sped down there in my soft top and squared up to him and we had a few words. Long story short I touched him with the jab and he was out.
Vinnie wasn't happy and kicked me out telling me im barred. He tried to chase me but he only has one leg so he hopped at me with a baseball bat. I hit up my other main man Bret aka Speedfreak but he didnt answer so I started swearing in the tube station. Two old men with walking sticks got in my face to keep the noise down and they were lucky they were old otherwise they would've been touched by the jab.
I accidentally boarded the tube and ended up in the middle of no where only to find my shoes were missing. I still had the wad of cash so I found the nearest shoe shop and got a pair of Lui Viton Ostrich and crocodile loafers which of course i selfied and put on my insta
Anyway I fell asleep on the park bench near a hobo and when i woke up my cash was gone and a dog had shit all on my new loafers. As you can imagine i was not happy so i got in my soft top and burned it to my condo to get more cash.
When i got there vanessa was there and she wasn't happy that i had a dance from meemee so she hit me with a frying pan and stole the rest of my cash and she even took the briefcase. Anyway a couple days passed and vanessa called me up to apologize which i accepted and said she sould come over. She got here quick but when i opened the door Jimmy started swinging on me which of course i dodged easily. I was like bitch why you bringing Big Jim here.
She started screaming so I threw one of my new Viton's at her which missed but she got the point. Anyway i dodged about six or seven strikes from big jim abd when i was ready I touched him with the jab which wobbled him. then while he was wobbled i did a flying calf slicer which made him tap. Me and Vanessa got back together and we went for a meal where I had the 18 oz steak and she had a small chicken sald. Listen guys cheers for reading if you wanna party sometime hit me up your main man Romeo
So the boss was happy with the big client I landed last week and he gave me a bonus of $10k. We exchanged pleasantries on the Friday where I said thank you and he said no thank you you are the best salesman here. To save explaining to the bank that I am not a drug dealer I put the case under the bed to save it for everyday expenses.
Anyway a few days went by and I was getting the itch for a good time so I called my main man Mario aka party-time and told him to meet me down Vinnies. He turned up an hour late but by that time I had already got outa there and went to the strip club with some of my other boys where we took a selfie for instagram
She wasn't working so I was getting a dance from Meemee when he called me to call me a douche-bag and put the phone down on me. I naturally wasn't happy so I sped down there in my soft top and squared up to him and we had a few words. Long story short I touched him with the jab and he was out.
Vinnie wasn't happy and kicked me out telling me im barred. He tried to chase me but he only has one leg so he hopped at me with a baseball bat. I hit up my other main man Bret aka Speedfreak but he didnt answer so I started swearing in the tube station. Two old men with walking sticks got in my face to keep the noise down and they were lucky they were old otherwise they would've been touched by the jab.
I accidentally boarded the tube and ended up in the middle of no where only to find my shoes were missing. I still had the wad of cash so I found the nearest shoe shop and got a pair of Lui Viton Ostrich and crocodile loafers which of course i selfied and put on my insta
Anyway I fell asleep on the park bench near a hobo and when i woke up my cash was gone and a dog had shit all on my new loafers. As you can imagine i was not happy so i got in my soft top and burned it to my condo to get more cash.
When i got there vanessa was there and she wasn't happy that i had a dance from meemee so she hit me with a frying pan and stole the rest of my cash and she even took the briefcase. Anyway a couple days passed and vanessa called me up to apologize which i accepted and said she sould come over. She got here quick but when i opened the door Jimmy started swinging on me which of course i dodged easily. I was like bitch why you bringing Big Jim here.
She started screaming so I threw one of my new Viton's at her which missed but she got the point. Anyway i dodged about six or seven strikes from big jim abd when i was ready I touched him with the jab which wobbled him. then while he was wobbled i did a flying calf slicer which made him tap. Me and Vanessa got back together and we went for a meal where I had the 18 oz steak and she had a small chicken sald. Listen guys cheers for reading if you wanna party sometime hit me up your main man Romeo
