What’s the toughest animal you could beat in unarmed combat?

[Filthy casual]

Are we talking chimp with zero training ?

 

[La Elefante]

a 95 year old woman could kill a chimpanzee just using tools she created.

Mental superiority

 

[ralek4grammy]

Here's a chimp with alopecia, TS:



Pretty sure I'd stay away from something like this; but thank you for the reminder, anyway. I, too, have seen the various "Planet of the Apes" documentaries.

 

[Mr hanky]

It's a fact. No UFC fighter (or any human for that matter), that's unarmed, stands a chance against a full grown male chimpanzee. The chimpanzee can literally tear the flesh off of humans like he's peeling a banana. There is no comparison.

But can he wrestle?

 

[LLLZZZ]

are you joe rogan

 

[HatKick]

We are optimal for thumb wrestling tho. Wanna call ESPN to make a deal ?

Looks like you're right. This would much better showcase the unique talents of the human race.

 

[Pious Augustus]

It's a fact. No UFC fighter (or any human for that matter), that's unarmed, stands a chance against a full grown male chimpanzee. The chimpanzee can literally tear the flesh off of humans like he's peeling a banana. There is no comparison.

We put them in cages for our amusement

 

[KOPPE]

it wouldnt work. your not allowed to use your teeth and nails in mma,
if we trim the nails and forced it to ware a pitpull mask it would be fucked.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

There is no comparison.

I could fuck that monkey up bro.

 

[fanofviolence]

yea well no unarmed dentist can do a root canal on a healthy non drugged great white shark. it would literalllllllly bite his face off.

 

[dildos]

What a shit thread.

mods been sleeping on this one.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

To be fair a chimp would be DQ for ripping off the man's genitals and eating his face.
I've never heard of a chimp attack that didn't have the chimp biting off chunks of a person's face.

And balls, they always go for the balls or wetbox.

 

[ShowYouRoll]

Conor could beat him

 

[vadrigar]

it wouldnt work. your not allowed to use your teeth and nails in mma,
if we trim the nails and forced it to ware a pitpull mask it would be fucked.

Even with trimmed nails it would have no problem gorging your eyes out.

 

[Herwald]

Here's a chimp with alopecia, TS:



Pretty sure I'd stay away from something like this; but thank you for the reminder, anyway. I, too, have seen the various "Planet of the Apes" documentaries.

Just a jacked ape boy. Deal with it.

 

[DebtCollectorMMA]

Here's a chimp with alopecia, TS:



Pretty sure I'd stay away from something like this; but thank you for the reminder, anyway. I, too, have seen the various "Planet of the Apes" documentaries.

Same pose clearly showing he's more jacked than Usman

 

[Isaiah095]

This is literally 90% of the conversations Joe Rogan’s retarded ass has

 

[Blayt7hh]

Joe Rogan, is that you?

 

[Joss]

quality thread right here boyz

 

[Bend NvR Break]

And balls, they always go for the balls or wetbox.

I did say "ripping off man's genitals"