What’s next for John Morgan?

[SouthpawSouthernFist]

Jesus christ this guy can't stop thinking about food...

 

[DEV.Woulf]

Should he enter an 8 week training camp in the apex so he can get his 10 push-ups?

or does he go back to ordering that number 3 super sized at McDonalds?


Thoughts?

Not so sure. Most likely the latter, but whichever one he picks there can be no doubt he will be FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

 

[Rorsahack]

he'll be training for his triller debut against dada 5000 at msg

 

[BEATDOWNS]

The grease in his hair is at lest 25 pounds..

 

[HeDidn'tWantTheFight]

John's 44, obese, and only has one lung. He's a bit of a shill, but still seems like a nice guy.

Forget the fat jokes for a second. He needs to take care of his health. Unfortunately, those food selfies make me think that he's not ready to. It may take something like a scare.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

What is it with soyboy lefties and posting their meals on social media?

Odd that conservatives in the US are statistically overweight more frequently.

 

[Make MMA Great Again]

Dude I thought you were just posting pictures of food which would have been funny enough.... but it's from his Instagram..... 10/10, funnier than 30 years of Joe Rogan stand up comedy

 

[DaleBoca]

I guess this is what happens when you’re constantly first to ask questions. You become a target. And Morgan is not a target but a god damn blimp.

 

[MCarpo]

One of the all-time greatest replies to a thread I have ever seen. I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes.

Normally I’d be the snowflake complaining about fat-shaming, but have to confess that I too cracked up at this post. Like, literally sat here LOLing by myself at midnight. It’s always the first reply that’s the best!

 

[Iroh]

John's 44, obese, and only has one lung. He's a bit of a shill, but still seems like a nice guy.

Forget the fat jokes for a second. He needs to take care of his health. Unfortunately, those food selfies make me think that he's not ready to. It may take something like a scare.

I don't think he really has one lung, it was just a comeback to Colby because Colby once said he had a second lung because he is the cardio king.

 

[AndrewGolota48]

I felt bad for him when he revealed he only has one lung.

 

[Iroh]

I felt bad for him when he revealed he only has one lung.

See above post.

 

[AndrewGolota48]

See above post.

If that's true it was a pretty badass comeback, the man's wit is like rapier.

 

[Iroh]

If that's true it was a pretty badass comeback, the man's wit is like rapier.

Indeed. He took it like a champ and had a great comeback. It triggered some people on here though.

 

[Luthien]

See above post.

If you say see above post wouldn't that mean he just reads his own post again
?

 

[Iroh]

If you say see above post wouldn't that mean he just reads his own post again
?

 

[Abundance]

Live on PPV, John Morgan will attempt 10 push ups. Order now

 

[Jarvan]

Jesus Christ, his very soul is fat. He actually loves food.

Like you can tell while you're reading the captions. It's not a description. It's a love note.

I love food, more than most

I'm not morbidly obese

I eat good and take care of myself

John Morgan is a glutton who got a stern wake up call from Colby... but we can't stop a man from eating himself to death in this world

 

[Jarvan]

And having one lung is no excuse to eat yourself stupid

 

[TheScorpionDude]

I love food, more than most

I'm not morbidly obese

I eat good and take care of myself

John Morgan is a glutton who got a stern wake up call from Colby... but we can't stop a man from eating himself to death in this world

You might love food but John loves it 6 times a day. That's probably the difference.

To be fair, I'm not exactly Mr Olympia myself, I'm quite dad bodish, but I can do the 10 pushups, maybe even a couple of chinups. Just a couple