Werdum tapped his wife while sleeping

[GHe-]

One of the most famous Brazilian sports news interviewed him and he told them a lot of stories.

On another night, Werdum, a somnambulist, applied a RNC on his wife when she was trying to lay her head on him, while he was sleeping. She tapped three times, and he released her, while still sleeping.

The interview is totally in portuguese, and its not on youtube, so, no captions for you guys. Sorry.

source: http://globoesporte.globo.com/progr...ta-leao-na-esposa-que-bateu-e-ele-soltou.html

EDIT: I'm in a good mood, so I translated this part where his wife tells the story:

"We were sleeping and he applied a RNC on me. So, as I had friends that practiced JJ and when I was 13 I practiced JJ too, I tapped. I imagined 'well, he got me with a RNC, what can I do? He is sleeping, and we can't wake up a somnambulist, so I tapped and he released me. BAH!' "

Sorry for the bad English.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

That's the best time.

 

[t00br00tal]

A Brazilian walks into a bar...

 

[SCTwins]

We all know he was awake. He only let go when he considered the legal ramifications.

 

[Spath]

Good thing she tapped. Otherwise they both would've been sleeping

 

[BKMMAFAN]

Eaty, Trainy, Sleepy. Gotta put that into practice. Well done.

 

[TIMELESS TRUTH]

He began training jiu-jitsu after his ex-girlfriends boyfriend triangle choked him in a street fight. Maybe it's the same chick and he was getting some payback!

 

[Son of Werdum]

A lot of girls like getting choked in bed. She might have been into it.

 

[Haj01]

This is the definition of rape.

 

[TIMELESS TRUTH]

It was a real authentic rear naked choke.

 

[olimpicus]

She is a keeper

 

[qw3rty]

Thanks God she's not married to Palhares

 

[Goodyroom]

The Nog bros thought a bus was a horse and were petting it

 

[Sgt Smith]

I often try to tap the wife while she's sleeping. It's often the only time I get an opportunity.

 

[KSchwarz]

Imagine Palhares leglocking his wife on his sleep...

 

[The Natural Born Runner]

Hahahahahahahaha...

Fantastic.

 

[roaringboy]

A lot of girls like getting choked in bed. She might have been into it.

That's no way to talk about your mum.

 

[SouthSide971]

Good news palhares isnt à somnambulist

 

[Readybodisready]

Look at this thread. A long list of goofballs trying their hardest to get the best funny. Cringe.

 

[UhVaiMorre]

I did that to my girlfriend but she did not tap...RIP.