Welcome to the Dark Ages boys

These are truly some dark ages in the ufc right now. We got some all world top tier boring ass fighters that are going to be holding up the divisions for awhile from any fun match ups.

1) We got Aljo who looks like he should be fighting at 170, hes going to be grappling and squeaking out decisions for a while, man is talking all this smack and fans arent even sure he won 3 out of his last 4....dude stole the belt by acting...stole a split decision from Yan, and won another split decision from cringe lord, talk about one of the most unimpressive title reigns of all time....

2) Merab...Aljos boy... man being boring must be contagious cuz these 2 spreading this shit all over, this dude couldn't finish even if Margot Robbie was giving him a lap dance nude sucking on a popsicle....

3) then we got Belal...dudes got 6 decisions out of his last 7 wins and an NC in a fight he was losing bad...How this man cant finish Gilbert Burns who is fighting with one arm for 20 minutes and is literally grimacing in pain if he even has to move that injured shoulder/arm i will never understand, go for a takedown when you know he cant defend it? Do something.. my guy is air jabbing and throwing kicks like he just does not care.

GOD DAMN, its one thing if you are like Lopes kid we saw tonight, who is just going from 1 sub to another, active, trying his heart out, but nah, these dudes just being as boring as fucking possible just so they can point fight like its some basketball game, fuck these will be some boring next couple of years with these dudes smh.

Now please post "i didnt read cuz 2long"
FFS 13 years and you're still making "UFC is dying bro" threads?

Belal had nothing for Edwards in a very recent bout. And he hasn't improved that much since. So don't worry so much about his Fitch-like status.

And I'm starting to enjoy how sandy Sterling is making all ya'll's panties....and he's a really good fighter to boot.
 
3 fighters out of hundreds, what a black cloud.
 
Need to change up the rules.
...Allow kicks/knees to downed opponents.
...Would also be great if the bottom positioned fighter could bring a foot across the chin of their top positioned opponent, even if a knee or two were touching the mat.(like what Anderson Silva did to Okami)

...There was a few times where Cejudo could have unleased some knees to Sterling's head, but Sterling's knees were on the mat.

I love the renewed fan push for knees.

OneFC the same weekend helped that, got people thinking.
 
"Margot Robbie was giving him a lap dance nude sucking on a popsicle"....

I just finished from this description alone sir...thanks for that...time for a nap now lol
 
Boring fighters have always existed?

Say what you want about some of the guys now, but 'lay and pray' and 'wall and stall' have been all but eradicated in the sport these days.

People who find modern fighters boring need to go back and watch a Jon Fitch fight to be reminded of what boring really is.

Laying in somebody's closed guard for 15 minutes throwing pitter patter arm punches to their ribs. All fight, every fight.

Growing up wrestling, Fitch made me embarrassed to say I wrestled.
Effective as all hell, but man I wanted to rip my eyeballs out watching him sometimes lol.
 
To be perfectly honest I have a hard time watching 5 round fights even when they are somewhat exciting because it seems to drag on sometimes.
 
They’ve cracked the code to mma to be as skilled as possible, not take any damage anymore, and just fight to stifle the opponent and not to end them.


Not disciples of the JBG and thus no fans
 
To be perfectly honest I have a hard time watching 5 round fights even when they are somewhat exciting because it seems to drag on sometimes.
The Gilbert vs whats his name fight was fucking brutal.

End of round 3.

Oh shit. Its not over.
 
^^ This ^^ A Million Times.

Change the rules to force fighters to be exciting. Stomps, Soccer Kicks etc.
Fuck yeah.

I want to see it overcompensate and bring back all the human cockfighting

Knees to head
Soccer kicks to head
Stomps
Headbutts

They are allowed to wear steel cups, right?
So then let them be FULL CONTACT.

One day I hope to see legal groin stomps to a grounded opponent.
Real mma.
 
FFS 13 years and you're still making "UFC is dying bro" threads?

Belal had nothing for Edwards in a very recent bout. And he hasn't improved that much since. So don't worry so much about his Fitch-like status.

And I'm starting to enjoy how sandy Sterling is making all ya'll's panties....and he's a really good fighter to boot.
Still? I made 1 thread and its not about UFC is dying rofl.... if it hurts you this much stay out of it but u had to post something like a good lil boy, Belal might have not had much for Edwards but he can prevent a bunch of exciting matchups from happening because of his point fighting style which works great in MMA, even if Edwards beat Belal he might end up fighting him again shortly after because most other contenders will get out pointed by Belal in a very slow paced and boring contender match up.
 
Still? I made 1 thread and its not about UFC is dying rofl.... if it hurts you this much stay out of it but u had to post something like a good lil boy, Belal might have not had much for Edwards but he can prevent a bunch of exciting matchups from happening because of his point fighting style which works great in MMA, even if Edwards beat Belal he might end up fighting him again shortly after because most other contenders will get out pointed by Belal in a very slow paced and boring contender match up.
"aye...but ya fuck one goat...."
 
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At least when the last dark age the UFC was in when it was called human cawkfighting, we had exciting young fighters like Chuck Liddell, Frank Shamrock and a no known weakness Vitor
Frank and Vitor my original favorites. Good shout out there!
 
because Dominick Cruz' nickname wasn't The Decisionator, GSP didn't lay and pray people to death, Jon Fitch was an exciting world beater, Randy Couture was a KO artist, Forrest Griffin didn't have pillow hands, Tim Sylvia was the most electrifying HW of all time
 
Aljo is going up to 145 where Volk will put him in his place.

Belal won't touch the title.

Merab's orc ass is a problem and he is going to kill the 135 division for a few years.

Merab is by far the worst offender out of anyone in the sport imo.

Generally tho most UFC cards deliver.
 
Tbh other orgs like ONE are starting to put on events that are WAY better than the average ufc card. You take away the brand name and yeah, a lot of these events are pretty lackluster.
 
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