Weirdest things you've seen written on your school bathroom stall?

[Unfinished Sentenc]

"Petition for gloryhole"

 

[BisexualMMA]

Black Anus was here.

 

[choke you]

A target on the stall door that said place forehead here for maximum torque.

 

[GSPOAB]

Black Anus was here.

"Petition for gloryhole"

Same guy wrote both

 

[trolololol]

Here I sit,
Broken hearted
Tried to shit,
But only farted

 

[choke you]

And the classic above the urinal saying the joke is in your hands.

 

[choke you]

Here I sit,
Broken hearted
Tried to shit,
But only farted

They make a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I shit
On company time

 

[chickenluver]

I didn't actually see the writing, but at my high school a kid wrote some kind of threat and made a columbine reference. Somehow he got caught and was expelled

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Bus stop across the street here has - in huge, godawful. "tag" lettering - "DEPORT TRUMP'S PUTO AS."

Clearly a young poet, plying his trade.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

"Felt way better going in than out"

 

[mushishi]

At Berkeley, there wwas an ongoing argument between whites and Asians. I kept pooing in the same stall to see the progress.

one exchange had a white guy listing white inventions like tv, radio, airplane; and Asian inventions: rice. haha
Asian retort was better tv, better radio, better airplane. Kinda weak, IMO.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Not at school, but at a McDonald's in OKC.

"M***spin.com"

About a week later, underneath was:

"Fuck you, asshole!!!"

Edit: Not taking the dubs. I know some of you went there.

 

[Rhett Henley MD]

 

[SFMMA]

FOR MANLY LOVE
BE HERE
MARCH 25th
AT 2:15 AM SHARP

 

[GSPOAB]

I dont use public restrooms. Obviously Im missing out.

 

[Protectandserve]

Restroom stalls have nothing on the portashitters on deployment...

 

[John Wang]

"If you can read this, you're not blind"

 

[Zer]

"M***spin.com"

Edit: Not taking the dubs. I know some of you went there.

You got my kids with it bro. You should see their faces

 

[Bobby Boulders]

You got my kids with it bro. You should see their faces

Lol @ my imagined family-wide look of shock.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

"The door handle has my cum on it".


That is sad to realize once you're holding your dick. Jizz residue on your dick from another guy.