Weight classes

[camelfarmer1]

If you had to come up with your own names for weight classes what would you choose?

I'd go with animals, something like:

Bat
Fox
Cheetah
Wolf
Tiger
Rhino
Elephant

 

[P0rkchop]

Why?

 

[Breaking]

 

[Sonny Qc]

 

[King Joffery]

If you had to come up with your own names for weight classes what would you choose?

I'd go with animals, something like:

Bat
Fox
Cheetah
Wolf
Tiger
Rhino
Elephant

I like it, saying you are the wolf champ is a lot cooler than saying you are the light/welterweight champ but thats only 7, need one more, mouse or flea weight maybe.

 

[BokaBokte]

Pigweight

 

[Bangerous]

This is the strangest thread I've seen on this website, haha.

The undefeated, undisputed Wolf champion of the world.....

 

[camelfarmer1]

Why?

Cause the current ones don't make sense. If it went light, middle, heavy - that would be cool. But no one knows where feather, bantam, welter etc are. Only hardcore fans know what those means. They aren't even the same as boxing ones. Then there's BJJ and wrestling which are also different. Everyone knows a tiger is bigger than a wolf.

 

[eiyuu]

nah, give them Pokemon names

 

[freakyfarley]

Cause the current ones don't make sense. If it went light, middle, heavy - that would be cool. But no one knows where feather, bantam, welter etc are. Only hardcore fans know what those means. They aren't even the same as boxing ones. Then there's BJJ and wrestling which are also different. Everyone knows a tiger is bigger than a wolf.

hahahz

 

[n.diazismylife1999]

Cause the current ones don't make sense. If it went light, middle, heavy - that would be cool. But no one knows where feather, bantam, welter etc are. Only hardcore fans know what those means. They aren't even the same as boxing ones. Then there's BJJ and wrestling which are also different. Everyone knows a tiger is bigger than a wolf.

Uh, check your privilege, maybe? Not EVERYONE knows which animal is biggest just because a white cis male raised in the patriarchy knows it...

 

[shaffmeister]

Nah

 

[datfnguy]

If you had to come up with your own names for weight classes what would you choose?

I'd go with animals, something like:

Bat
Fox
Cheetah
Wolf
Tiger
Rhino
Elephant

Dude stop this shit and go have some sex.

 

[Dark]

Dude stop this shit and go have some sex.

With the Fox or Wolf?

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Straweight - Pixieweight
Bantamweight - Fairyweight
Featherweight - Nymphweight
Lightweight - Elveweight
Welterweight - Humeweight
Middleweight - Orcweight
Light Heavyweight - Trollweight
Heavyweight - Golemweight

No nerd.

 

[$uicideboy$]

lmao

 

[Glenbuterol]

The only weight class I know of is Rumbleweight

 

[knspiracy]

If you had to come up with your own names for weight classes what would you choose?

I'd go with animals, something like:

Bat
Fox
Cheetah
Wolf
Tiger
Rhino
Elephant

Animals is the best call. Bugs would just be creepy. What else is there, that ding dongs could relate to.

Why?

Why not? At first I scoffed too, but then I thought this is actually a little funny, very imaginative, quirky, original, not about Conor, playful, and a break in all the other same same serious threads that get torn to pieces by fucknuckles.

This is the strangest thread I've seen on this website, haha.

Yeah I dig it. The OP nailed the weights too. Is there a better selection?

Dude stop this shit and go have some sex.

Nah man lets play this silly game, I've had a drink and I will have a crack at it.

Foetus weight
Infant weight
Toddler weight
Childhood weight
Puberty weight
Adolescence weight
Adulthood weight
Middle age weight
Senior weight

Its shit I know but its my attempt goddammit.

 

[tramendous]

i fight at moneyweight man

 

[Wariowokecancel]

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