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Top Ten Noobie Mistakes at Grappling
10.) Wearing a black belt from another art to your first BJJ class
9.) Wearing loose boxer shorts to a takedown class
8.) Not clipping your finger/toe nails for three weeks prior to class
7.) Wearing a karate/tkd gi
6.) After the teacher shows a tech, you say " ya, but couldn't the guy just bite you or poke you in the eye to escape?"
5.) Putting your belt with the gi in the washing machine
4.) Verbally submitting by saying " okay! go, okay! it's on!"
3.) Making fun of somebodies Purple belt " Purple?! Bwahahaha! That's a ghey color!"
2.) Talking sh!t about the Gracies' last MMA loss before class.
1.) Not leaving the "ego" at the door!
10.) Wearing a black belt from another art to your first BJJ class
9.) Wearing loose boxer shorts to a takedown class
8.) Not clipping your finger/toe nails for three weeks prior to class
7.) Wearing a karate/tkd gi
6.) After the teacher shows a tech, you say " ya, but couldn't the guy just bite you or poke you in the eye to escape?"
5.) Putting your belt with the gi in the washing machine
4.) Verbally submitting by saying " okay! go, okay! it's on!"
3.) Making fun of somebodies Purple belt " Purple?! Bwahahaha! That's a ghey color!"
2.) Talking sh!t about the Gracies' last MMA loss before class.
1.) Not leaving the "ego" at the door!