Wearing a girl's hat.

[xhaydenx]

Alright, fellas. Serious question time:

I was with my brother picking a new hat at a clothing shop. I'm talking just a normal baseball/snapback hat and I wanted something in grey. Found one that was close enough but then I look over to another section of hats and there was this one that looked exactly like what I wanted. So, I said to my brother, "Fuck, brother. That looks exactly like what I want."

I started walking over there and he's like "Brother, no. lol. Those are for the girls."

And sure enough, it was in the girl's section. It got me thinking, how the fuck is a girl's hat different to a males hat? My brother tries to tell me that girls have different shaped heads or something but that sounds like bullshit to me.

In the end I didn't get the girl hat because I don't have a vagina and didn't feel like I qualified, but yeah, what the fuck?

 

[FacePunch]

You and your brother call each other "Brother"?

What the fuck is wrong with you besides the obvious - wanting to wear women's clothes?

 

[BisexualMMA]

You are trans.

 

[breadfighter]

Pic of hat?

 

[breadfighter]

So I can fap to it later.

 

[Milgrim]

So I can fap to it later.

Later?

 

[FierceRedBelt]

You are trans.

We're all just one glance away I'm afraid.

 

[xhaydenx]

You and your brother call each other "Brother"?

What the fuck is wrong with you besides the obvious - wanting to wear women's clothes?

Yeah, sometimes we call each other brother. It's pretty lame but sorta funny at the same time.

You are trans.

When I read your comment I just thought, fuck off, but my fav color is pale pink and I'd have gotten that color if they'd had it probably so yeah, you're probably right.

So I can fap to it later.

Just imagine a plain grey hat. All the material you could want...brother.

 

[breadfighter]

Later?

Okay, right now.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

It all Starts with wearing a womans hat and before you know it you’re all like “I like wearing these ladies underpants too.”

You’re not the first Sherbro who has faced this dilemma I can tell you that much

 

[IloveTHIS]

lol at you not getting the EXACT hat you wanted because OH NO ITS ASSOCIATED WITH GIRLZZZZ

Ill put on female clothes right in front of a slut. maybe even some makeup. and they will still be in bed with me in 5 minutes flat

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Why didn't you just try it on?
That would have confirmed if there was a size difference or not

 

[LiLoMMA]

You caught the ghey virus. Don’t worry, it’s all good. You’ll adjust to your new walking stride.

 

[VivaRevolution]

but my fav color is pale pink .

 

[xhaydenx]

lol at you not getting the EXACT hat you wanted because OH NO ITS ASSOCIATED WITH GIRLZZZZ

Ill put on female clothes right in front of a slut. maybe even some makeup. and they will still be in bed with me in 5 minutes flat

Lol. Bro, I ain't quite as alpha as you. Not even close in fact.

 

[xhaydenx]

Why didn't you just try it on?
That would have confirmed if there was a size difference or not

If my brother hadn't been there I probably would have. He might have given me endless shit if I had.

 

[RawHawg]

As long as the hat matches your bra it's all good

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Judging from the story, the only hat it could have been was a trilby (tiny fedora)

 

[MarloStanfield]

youre all good darl

 

[number 9]

unless the shape is different and women wear what you were seeking out, it just sounds like a regular snap back baseball hat but it's marked for women. Prob a Sales stragety by the hat company